In My Defense...

[VargRaev]

In my defense... I hate infants.


You jumped the bandwagon!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a pretty big challenge.
I'm athletic.

You burned hair!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, a fireball passed overhead and singed said hair.

You launched a fireball at me!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, it could of been a hellball.

You threw a brick at me while I was playing Through Fire and Flames on GH3 on expert

 

[Cargando]

In my defense it was Hitler Puppy.

You couldn't think of anything to say!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence I have a chronically poor imagination.

You pummelled that child!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I couldn't find a knife.

You have a slightly surprised look on your face!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, you shouldn't have streaked.
You drink up all the delicious soup.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, the soup WAS delicious.

You caused the nuclear apocalypse.

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense... Would t be better if it were the Russians?


You Killed me!

 

[world_of_dragons]

Next time don't get in my crosshair when I'm sniping noobs, dumbass.

You turned the Shaolin temple into a bunch of panzies that do nothing but flowery fors and faggy kicks!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense they said they admired the ethics of the 60's

you ate the last custard cream!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was too irresistible to pass by.
And it was unguarded.

You slipped LSD into my kid's lunchbox!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense your kid sits by himself all day. Now everyone will want a piece of him.

You made my game extra hard
[sup]Not a sex pun[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were breezing through it. I thought you could use a challenge.

You said I was drunk!

 

[CompanionCube]

In my defense, you were so baked you thought you were drunk.

You ate my arm off!

 

[Chris^^]

in my defence you said you hadnt had a bite in three days

you tore down a fully occupied orphanage

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, they were demon orphans

You created a law banning happiness!

 

[cheese_wizington]

In my Defense; I was very sad at the time.

You took a Puppy by it's hind legs and threw it at a wall. PFAW!