In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are one smexy man, Portal!
I couldn't help myself.

[sup]Yeah. I know what it means.
You oil-covered frog.
[/sup]

You stabbed my puppy!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it was to demonstrate how evil I am.

I get MC'ed off a cliff and die horribly.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I'm no good with abbreviations, even though my name is simply that

You used the wrong form!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I don't remember what I'm doing right now.

You blew up a mammoth!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it ran in front of my missile.

You fired the nukes!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it was actually just the WOPR playing Global Thermonuclear War with some kid hacker.

You caught my allusion!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you really should have seen it coming...
it was the equivalent of a frisbee.

You stopped a countdown

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it was actually Professor Falken.

You died in a dark hole!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I didn't want to see the light.

You melted the power gem!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I'm listening to Flogging Molly now.

You exploded mine mind!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you Assumption Song'ed.

You assumed things!

 

[Aqualung]

In my defence, it was pretty suspicious.

You bought a Hannah Montanna CD off Ebay!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, It was actually Makai Kingdom in disguise.

You touched my burger!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was so pokeable that I couldn't resist.

You smudged my screen!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was pointing out something you missed.

You stole the Overlording manual!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it's all up on TVTropes.

You ate my babies!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, someone ripped me off!
I wrote the damn thing...</s.
You made them far too damn tasty!

You plagiarized my work!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it wasn't me, it was you.

You plagiarized your own work!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have three personalities.
This was bound to happen.

You misdiagnosed me!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I'm not a botanist.

You abrased my elbow!