In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, you lie. I was planned.

You are a pompous ASS!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I completely agree with you.

You pushed a disabled person in front of a bus.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was PARKED.

You look too much into things.

 

[LewsTherin]

In my defence, things look also too much into me.

You set us up the bomb!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I only used 3 pounds of c4 instead of 5.

You laugh at your own jokes.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was doing it on purpose.

You enjoyed a shank of dwarf!

 

[LewsTherin]

In my defence, you prepared it.

You gave the Masamune to your White Mage.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I had no idea what the hell I was doing at the time.

Your spoon is to big.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I AM A BANANA!

You are the Queen of France!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I specifically asked the surgeon to make me an african male.

You have back-ne.

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, it is genetic.
You do a jig for beer.

 

[LewsTherin]

In my defence, it was a fantastic jig.

You didn't give me the beer.

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, you didn't say the magic word.

You threw me in the fiery pits of hell!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you were going there anyways.

You deleted all of my porn!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, it was obese granny porn.

You give blowjobs for drug money.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was a new part of my job to do that.
in my defense, i have no sense of touch or taste in my mouth. furthermore, those drugs are medicinal.

you put hair gel on my laptop screen

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, it wasn't shiny enough.

You put laxatives in your uncles can of miller lite.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, he wouldn't eat it if i gave it to him normally.

you broke my watch

 

[MasterStratus]

In my defense, your laptop would look really nice with a mohawk.

You killed Neonbob!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, he nuked all of the whales.

You sold your goldfish on the black market.