In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, I am. Check my user group.

You owe me money!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My defence, what do you mean you owe me money?!

You stole my purse! manly bag!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, there was money in it.

You refuse to join my group!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence my mommy said to look out for paedophiles

you kidnapped me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I wanted to see the look on your face.

You used up all my duct tape!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I had to kidnap somebody else

you used up my toothpaste!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I thought it was candy.

You fired your maid!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence she never cleaned behind my ears

you hired my maid!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, she is very attractive and cleans very well!

You tried to steal my new maid!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, she's a damn good maid.

You are a sexual deviant!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, is that a compliment?

you confused my hamster!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I though it was a rodent and wanted to make it leave my house.

You tried to crash my pc!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you almost looked at the browsing history after I was on.

You looked at the browsing history!!!!!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I plead insanity after seeing your websites! shabalaboo!

you didn't install brakes on your computer!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, the engine wasn't even working!

You helped me get closer to 7k!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, you're welcome?

you thanked me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, YOU BETTER SAY THANKS -insert profanity here!-
In my defense, you said something worthy of thanks

You got your computer loaded with viruses!
Edit: Ninja'd...

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, those porn sites looked legit!

You didn't pay for the electricity bill!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I thought I could run the internet on midget power!

You ruined my midget powered computer!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, PETA made me do it!

You just insulted midgets!