In My Defense...

[VargRaev]

In my defense it was rigged to explode anyways


you stole my paintings!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, they were worthless pieces of junk.

you drop kicked a dog over a fence!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the damn thing was incredibly yappy.

You stopped an RP!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, it was a very low fence.

You talked during the movie!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, the movie was boring anyway.

you have a sucidal lego figure as an avatar!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were talking about someone else.

You stepped on my toes!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, your toes are incredinly fat

You dated Peter Chriss!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i don't know who that is.

you burned down your friends house.

 

[Xender90]

In my defense, I didn't know they loaded the oven with highly explosive material.

you fell down the stairs.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were greased.

You stopped the page from loading!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, mine wouldn't load either, and i was determined to beat you to getting to the page in question.

you hijacked a car and took it's occupants hostage.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's what everyone does in Saints Row.

You ignored the rules of spelling!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense... wait... what the hell? Neonbob, did you forget who you're talking to?

If you go to Zahadoom, you will die. (Babylon 5 reference)

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense it punched me first.

you smashed up my greenhouse by pelting it with rocks.

 

[Pimppeter2]

In my defense I hate ecology

You drooled on my pillow!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense the Flunitrazepam was your idea, you wanted to kidnap me, deal with it.

you gave me heartburn!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, it was already coal.

You snuck into my house and turned a faucet on!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense your cat wanted to go surfing!

you stole my deodorant !

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense i had none

You peed on my lawn!