In My Defense...

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense he promised me a dam good sing song and delivered it [small]and it was the cleanest one i could think of [/small]

you branded mezzamine rools on my back while i slept!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it does suit you. And now you are my property. Muahaha.

You tried to escape my clutches!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you whipped out the gimp suit, then i knew it was time to go

you tried to assassinate metallica!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

in my defence, only so they could be replaced with Mastodon.

You've been Tangoed!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I always thought their music sucked hard core, and it drove me to the edge man!!
You have a dream about talking animals.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you ruined me and mezzamines volley

you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I get overexcited about borderline terrorism

You got drunk and crashed the party!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

inmy defense it was in the back of a caravan what ya gonna do?

you humped peter molyneux's leg!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my Defence, It's a very nice leg and I'm half dog (genetic experimentation)

You raped my mind!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it's such a pretty mind...

You didn't play in goal!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense handling balls just isn't my thing

you broke youtube

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, the community deserved to be cleansed.

You joined 4Chan!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense...... i intend to whip myself for it later

you regularly partake in depraved cults

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I'm filming a documentary. The life and times of a depraved cultist.

You haven't heard that the bird is the word!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i have been hunting musical men, i thought "bard" was the word

you post on here way too much

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I have too much time to kill.

You became a pimp!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense that was a dam late reply =p

you stole broadway!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I want to reward the damn ninjas!

You made obscene phone calls!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i charged 1.50 an hour for the privilege

you shot the meerkat from the compare the market advert

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, now my own company, Compare the Wombat, can take over!

You jived when you should have jigged!