In My Defense...

[figment of mind]

In my defence i was digging for gold.(yes that fits)

You dug a pit in my back yard!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, It was for your dead doggie!

You blew up my birdhouse!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it was because You killed my dog!

You have my eyes.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, you have my limbs.

You violated the restraining order!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I left my watch at your house.

You stole my pudding cup!

 

[figment of mind]

In my defence it's because my stalker was crazy enough to get a restraining order against me then follow me around.
Edit: Ninja'd
In my defence, it was mighty tasty.

You derailed my train of thought!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, No good would come of it.

You burst open my box!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense their was some good things in that box

you jailbroke my ipod!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it's such a pretty little ipod...

You failed to watch the watchmen!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to see what crack would do to the undead.

You broke my lantern!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense you ninja'd me so you deserved it.

you stole my wallet!

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I needed the money to finance my plan to murder babies. (wait, thats even worse)

You exposed my plan to murder babies!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I wanted the coast clear so I could do it myself!

You juggled chainsaws in an orphanage!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i was getting paid by the hour

you killed a unicorn

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it was rabid.

You killed a chimera!

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Shouldn't you be congratulating me for that?

You killed me in another dimension!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Well, I get confused. Must have taken a wrong turning at Scarborough.

You broke the law of gravity!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's a stupid law.

You smell horrible!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense my shower head broke, and i don't have money for a new one

you dissed Linkin Park! How dare you?!