In My Defense...

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, the weather has been kind of out of control lately thanks to global warming.

You kicked a homeless kitten!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it might inspire it to get a job.

You burned down an orphanage!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I wanted to give them something else to cry about other than there parents.

You cured cancer!

 

[Ochidi]

In my defense, people were whining about it too much.

You destroyed a little child's hope!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, his hope was to be like Hitler.

You invoked Godwin's Law!

 

[Ochidi]

In my Defense, it was going to happen anyway

You crashed a plane!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it was only a model.

You shot JR!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I didn't know who he was.

You shot JFK!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense if he didn't go Reaganomics would have never happened.

You created Calculus!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I needed to keep kids busy while I enter their dreams at night.

You left me out on the street!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were bitching about the AC going out. I thought you needed some perspective.

You blew up a hospital!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, it was riddled with disease.

You blew up a homeless shelter!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it was also riddled with disease.

You blew up a prison!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, everyone there was on death row. They deserved it.

You appealed to the judge!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, he has a funny wig.

You stole a hamster!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defence I get paid to
you didn't appeal to the judge!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, he didn't appeal to me, either.

You took a rib from a brother!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I was laughing too hard at his wig.

You rick rolled me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I killed his family...he kinda hates me.
In my defense, you said you'd never been rickrolled.

You loaded a kitten into a cannon!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, it was the quickest way to send it home.

You stole my walker, you rotten kids!