In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he broke into my house with a shotgun.
I did reacted.

You banned a group!

 

[slyeye]

in my defense the JFK I killed was the Jerkey Fanatical King, and he had to be taken down for the good of the country.


You broke my new pair of glasses!

 

[Ristoril]

In my defense you got your peanut in my chocolate (I despise you Family Guy)

You stole my desk lamp

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i need it more than you do

you stole the ac adapter for my laptop!
[sup]hey everyone! let's see if we can get this thread to 100 pages[/sup]

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, it was malfunctioning. I saved your life

You created the Necromorphs

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I wanted to have the world's best limbo champions that could disassemble themselves.

You didn't laugh at the great joke!
[sup]Can't believe it's about to round 100 pages[/sup]

 

[CargoHold]

In my defence, an alienating and increasingly profit-driven society has made me jaded.
Not rly.

You funded the Hannah Montana movie!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i put the money in the wrong box. i meant to donate to the ban hannah montana movies group.

you punched me in the face.

 

[Voltaggia]

In my defense, it wasn't distinguishable from a pumpkin

You voted for Palin

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, we were screwed whoever i voted for.

you swallowed my coin collection.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I'll share the money if I get the world record!

You sabotaged my boat!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i thought catching fishes would be easier underwater.

you smashed my watch with a hammer while i was wearing it.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was blinded by its reflection and couldnt see what i was hitting.


You drank all of my tea

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed the caffeine.

You got me a new game for the sole purpose of keeping me off of here!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you are an overpowered opponent, and i must eliminate the competition.

you fed my finger into a pencil sharpener.

 

[Jedamethis]

In m defence, It was a fish finger

you won't like me when I'm angry!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you shout and give me a headache when you are angry.

you have been camping in my garden without permission.