In My Defense...

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I needed the money.

You killed a young girl's parents and forced her into the life of an assassin, flying around the world killing people for vast sums of money! [/increasingly obscure movie reference]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to train the next Batgirl.

You disturbed the witch!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was trying to get a headshot until i sneezed


You invaded the base and killed my men

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your base was on my property.

You put a rope around the moon and pulled it within 300 miles of Earth!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I was trying to get rid of the whales!

You nuked the whales!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've been doing so for a LONG damn time.

You stole my russian arms department!

 

[Voltaggia]

In my defense, I was merely nationalising it.

You ate the last cookie!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was only because you ate my all my cookies.



You made Sephiroth go insane

 

[Voltaggia]

in my defense I planned to get him to kill Cloud.

YOU WAS PHONE

 

[The Kangaroo]

In my defence I lost my dictionary

You sent Kanye West fan mail!!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defense, I attached a virus...

You SUCK!

 

[deathless14]

in my defence, im offended

you sent miley cyrus a sex tape!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, Disney was sheltering her for too long.

You deleted an epic post!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, my screen crashed and i didn't know what i deleted.

you punched my pet wardrobe.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it attempted to suck me into a lame fantasy dimetion!

You made me listen to miley cyrus!!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i thought you said you wanted to have the sensation of wishing you could gouge out your ears.
[small]not my best response[/small]

you cut down the tree that supports the sky. now we shall all be crushed.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it taunted me

You killed Santana!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it's part of the job. i kill things whether i know what they are or not.

you drove into my house.

 

[kazuki landen]

In my defence, it just walked into the road.

You didn't pay the rent (again)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you shot me in the neck with a dart, so I was unconscious.

You ate a kitten! Alive!