In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you have a history of being a super villain!

You are a super villain in disguise (very bad disguise, might I add)!

 

[saxist01]

In my defense the Monarch is not a bad disguise!

You have destroyed the Sovereign.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was going to kill me if I didn't.
And I don't like dying.

You blew up the sun!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I was trying to cure skin cancer

You took the worlds greatest killer and needlessly made it deadlier.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm always trying to improve myself.

You didn't give me a cool shirt!

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,i think your awsome but i cant send you shirts

you are awsome!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, why thank you!

You said something flattering.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I figured I had abused you enough today.

You took sugar pills!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, *cries* I'm sorry! It was an accident!!!!

You made me cry!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was born blind.

You crashed a tank!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't have a daughter, nor am I a rapist.

You raped my 3 year old daughter and gave her aids!

 

[Puzzles]

In my defense, Jared told me aids helped him lose weight.

You beat up my best friend

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,...he did it! --> .....>->o

you shot my stickman!

 

[deathless14]

in my defence he was trying to escape

you took my mastercard visa sign