In My Defense...

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, That way, I don't have to think about them!

You called me names! I'm telling!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, fred and steven are hardly offensive names.

you locked me in an empty room with no food and water for a week.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I thought you were Muslim!

you Lied!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence I thought it would be funny if I convinced you you needed surgery

You pushed a granny into the sea.

 

[crepesack]

in my defense i had traveled back in time and i pushed hitlers grandmother into the ocean before she had even given birth to hitlers mother.

You talked about /b/

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was in a negative way.

You gave an entire country diarrhea!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, It was France, I should get a medal (joking)

You don't like France!

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defence its full of French.

You shot the sheriff.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was completely corrupt.

You didn't give me a badge!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, It was because you didn't say, 'but I did not shoot the deputy'

you failed at life!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I am Russian.
BURNED!

You are an Egyptian doggy.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was confused during some of my life, and made a bad decision.

You blew up my cafeteria!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, they planted the bomb marker there.

You left me alone for a week!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, [s/]it was a public health risk. We sent you five warnings. [i/]There were rats swimming in the soup![/i][/s] You were foaming at the mouth and gnawing on your pet dog's bones.

You care not for Papau New Guineas rainforests!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, that's because I mounted autoturrets to defend it.

You fired the Death Ray!

 

[ljd184]

In my defense those school kids where asking for it

you eat a homeless person

 

[Dorian]

In my defense............ uhm........ he/she is smexy?

You set me up for a sex joke!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's not that hard to do, you silly pervert.

You got attacked by a lemur!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it must have been wanting to suck on my nuts.
*Pulls out peanuts*

You thought I was being sexual!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, YOU ALWAYS ARE.

You didn't balance the plates on your head!