In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

in my defense, that is biologically impossible.

you wedged a pen into my ribcage.

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,i have a licence to kill

you made cake a lie

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i didn't think there would be all this fuss about it.

you painted the moon black.

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,it wasnt that bright to start with

you got pwned by a bunny

 

[saxist01]

In my defense, chili dogs'll do that to ya.

You stepped on a crack and broke your mother's back.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, there were five million cracks in the twenty feet of pavement surrounding me, and I got a cramp.

You took the last water out of the fridge, and didn't put a new one in!

 

[rylus5]

in my defense,i didnt have any more water

you ate to much monkey cheese

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was the only good cheese available


You deactivated my robot army.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were going to try and assimilate me as a cyborg.

You launched my dog into the sun!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it wouldnt shut up.


you fed my cat to a venus fly trap

 

[Contun]

The Venus Flytrap was hungry...

You sniffed a robot...

 

[Rassan]

I was simply curious if robots smelled good.
You beat a old man with a remote.

 

[thepj]

in my defence he wanted to die

you sunk my battleship!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, she killed my family.

you broke into my house and turned everything upside-down.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was told that if i didn't support him, i'd be arrested.

you taped my eyes shut.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, they contained the code to destroy the world in the pocket.

you found the code to destroy the world.