In My Defense...

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I'm naturally curious.

You found the ultimate cure to AIDs/HIV, then destroyed it.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense... wait, what is there to defend? seriously?

you shone a torch in my eyes.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i received a massive electric shock, and that's a side effect.

you shot me with a knife.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

In my defense I did spend alot of time getting it to work.

You dug up bruce lee to use as a doorstop.

 

[Jedamethis]

in my defence, there's nothing wrong with Moneyleux

you like Peter Molyneux!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i don't know who he is, and so have no reason to hate him.

you ate a raw onion.

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, I felt the need to punish my dentist.

You destroyed Jerusalem

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was looking for that pesky assassin.

You deleted the Internet!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My defence, It was mostly porn anyway

you killed the Escapist!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I replaced it with an even BETTER forum, one where trolls come to DIE in our automated troll-seeking turret defenses.

You slipped on a banana peel!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you put it right in front of me and hid it!

You shot a cannon into my crotch!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i hit my head, and i be having the concussions now...
in my defense, you stood in front of it while i was lighting it.

you force fed me broken glass.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wanted a sharp tongue.

You made a horrible pun!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was payed to do it.

you bored me out of my mind.

 

[Contun]

In my defense, if I didn't, Godzilla would nuke Kenya...

Your being chased down by Pennywise.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i didn't do whatever he thinks i did.

you are way to abstract in your posts.