In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, I didn't know they were there.

You ordered me a pizza!

 

[Contun]

In my defense, you looked hungry....and I used your wallet...

You punch the next poster...hehe....

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was hypnotized.

You tried to sneak into my room!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I wanted some of those strippers!

You complained to Me!

 

[ljd184]

in my defense who els was going to get that monkey off my back

you you went to africa and kill a tribe

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you were being a slavedriver.
Dick.

You killed me out of insolence!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I found your lack of faith disturbing

You lack faith

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you have failed to inspire it.

You didn't accept blame!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense... ah, i see what you're trying to do.
that's not going to work.

you glued my hat to my head.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you look cooler this way.

You left out major items of the steam punk look at the convention

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i hadn't been to one before, and i wasn't sure how to dress.

you defaced my collection of model boats.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you set my collection of model plains on fire.

You sunk my model U Boat!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wanted historical accuracy.

You turned my tears into acid!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you are now far more awesome then you were.

you swallowed my coin collection.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, they turned into chocolate.

You kicked my band's amp closet!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you were playing your music to damn loud.

you strangled me with barbed wire.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you posted in the wrong topic.

You confused me while on another topic!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was too easy to do.

You did something incredibly mediocre!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not know how to do it to start with!

You never told me the sky was falling!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought you had elementary observation skills.

You tried to blame me for a deadly event!