Go to youtube. Go to 4chan. The escapist. Facebook. Gmail. Wikipedia. Visit some web comics. All the places that have made my life just that little bit more interesting over the years. I might even glance at Gaia and FF.net, since they were such a big part of growing up online for me.
Then in the last 5 minutes, put on some sad music, and go to google.
I'll keep hitting refresh.
Until it stops coming back.