In one hour the internet will delete itself, what do you do?
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I'd probably pirate just about every viral video under the sun with online converters, and then troll for the remaining time I have
INTERNET RIOT!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!!?
I would break all the rules of every forum I could find.
and porn
I would break all the rules of every forum I could find.
and porn
Just download all my favourite youtube videos, music etc.
Also, create a NEW internet!
Or something.
Also, create a NEW internet!
Or something.
We keep making these "last (time) of internet, what do you do?" threads and each time, it's the same response: porn. Why do these threads keep popping up? So we can do an weekly update to make sure that everyone here still likes porn? Mission accomplished.
It seems like I'll be the only person who wouldn't give a crap about saving porn. No, What I would do is download as many FAQ's/ walkthroughs as I possibly could. I would have multiple tabs on, multiple Chrome-Foxes downloading document after document. While I am busily downloading these guides to get me through future playthroughs of Final Fantasy's 1-10, I will also be placing some final orders for Japanese games, caffeinated root beer and, replicas of famous weapons from different video games and, movies. My final purchase will either be plane tickets to the U.K. or, Japan.
I will then be forced to text my GF or talk to her on the phone until I've moved in with her. My other online friends will be forced to live the rest of their lives without me.
I will then be forced to text my GF or talk to her on the phone until I've moved in with her. My other online friends will be forced to live the rest of their lives without me.
If the internet deleted itself, that would mean that all computers connected to the internet would be wiped, as the internet is only the universal sharing capacity between these computers. Downloading porn becomes meaningless, so logically I'd remove my computer from the internet, then get to work building a completely new network from the ground up. I'd call it the Public User-based Sharing System (or P.U.S.S.)
I would probably end up missing the memo and will attempt to get online either a day later or 5 minuets before its gone, inevitably after the latest episode of yahzee, or movie bob had half loaded.
If I did know however I would probably be in a frantic rush to backup everything important uploaded to the web, most notably the content of drop box.
If I did know however I would probably be in a frantic rush to backup everything important uploaded to the web, most notably the content of drop box.
Be glad that good games like Enslaved and preatty much anything else with a single player only component will start selling as people will need something to take up the time that they've been wasting playing the exact same game for over 500 hours. Seriously people, get some frickin' variety.
And porn. Duh.
Oh, and I would also take all the WIkileaks files, I'll need something to do without the internet (and there's only so much gherkin jerkin' you can do in a day). I'd go through it and try to blackmail people into giving me stuff before someone made it public.
And porn. Duh.
Oh, and I would also take all the WIkileaks files, I'll need something to do without the internet (and there's only so much gherkin jerkin' you can do in a day). I'd go through it and try to blackmail people into giving me stuff before someone made it public.
Torrent all the porn, just like 90% of the posts in this topic.
HOLY SHIT DID I JUST JOIN A MAJORITY???!?!?!??!1/11?!1?!1?!11eleven
HOLY SHIT DID I JUST JOIN A MAJORITY???!?!?!??!1/11?!1?!1?!11eleven
internet is dying? sure I'd miss out on some of the awesome videos...
I'd probably salvage as much Extra Credits and Zero Punctuation as I could...
then throw it a big party. I wouldn't miss TOO much... I have a cell phone.
Although since the internet is part of telephone services... I don't see this happening anytime soon, but lols for the obscurity
I'd probably salvage as much Extra Credits and Zero Punctuation as I could...
then throw it a big party. I wouldn't miss TOO much... I have a cell phone.
Although since the internet is part of telephone services... I don't see this happening anytime soon, but lols for the obscurity
Call Ubisoft and ask them how I'm supposed to play single player Spinter Cell and such if there is no way to connect to their server?
Well nothing. I can still use Steam offline. I don't give a shit about porn and to be frank I'll be happy it's gone. It's just not what I'm into. But I would say bye to the RP friends and find a way to still be able to talk to them. Oh yea and update everything on my PC and buy as much as I can off of steam.
