In one hour the internet will delete itself, what do you do?

[Ham_authority95]

Make a cup of tea, print out all the porn I can, and fap at it for the last time.

After the internet is gone, I'll have nothing to jerk it to (I refuse to sign up for Playboy mags)

 

[Lazzi]

Panic, because I've forgotten how to do research for essays using books.

That would be horrible! I mean my school libray is fairly update, BUT STIL!!

 

[kouriichi]

Hook up a 3 terabite hard drive, and torrent every pixel of porn i can find.

Then sell all 3 terabites to the highest bidder via auction setting. I'll be rich 8)

 

[Brian Hendershot]

I should probably back up my porn.

 

[Dark Prophet]

I'd go and make myself a nice big cup of green tea with a nice big slice of lemon in it.

 

[sharpshooter188]

salvage porn.

 

[deonte9109]

at first i would say porn but since i have my fiancee with me now.....i guess 4chan.

 

[DaftPivot XXX]

Get a life, unfortunately....and porn.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

There is much porn on the internet. I have a long hour ahead of me...

Maybe'd I also copy-paste stuff from Wikipedia or TvTropes. That info might come in handy.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

Has anyone mentioned saving porn yet?

 

[Shaun Hastings]

Gather up all the pictures of Olivia Wilde I can find and savior the remaining time I have with them.

 

[BrownGaijin]

I would call everyone I know. So that when the hour passes and nothing happens, I can throw a big party and laugh at all the losers who believed in it the first place.

 

[Fuselage]

I would send a heartfelt apologizes to every forum I trolled and go on 4chan and say my tearful goodbyes

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Download all the porn I can gather

 

[Seraj]

I would download all the episodes of Freemans mind, Zero punctuation and spend the rest of the time searching random phrases on google.

Oh and purchase a memorial for the internet.

 

[Dwarfman]

Grab a deck chair, some popcorn, sit back and watch the panic and hilarity unfold!

 

[Loki Cain]

A full internet apocalypse O_O
I'd try to find the most Fucked up porn out there i'm not going to see it anywhere else

then hit the streets for some looting cause a lot of other people will too cause if the net goes down the world will fall

 

[pigmypython]

Porn...oh yeah and more porn.

 

[Voodoomancer]

I would bloody damn panic. You know how many things rely on the internet these days? If the web were to collapse, so would basically the whole world economy, banking systems, entertainment industries would crumble, as well as travel industries, etc., etc.! Thousands to millions would suddenly be unemployed, the academic and scientific world would be nothing short of totally devastated...

...I guess I'd just download porn, though...