In one sentence, convince me and everyone reading this that you are insane.

[Ignignoct]

This should be fun...

Fun is what the girls' intestines get when I find them walking alone to their cars at night.

 

[Debatra]

Would I kindly...

 

[Internet Kraken]

Take my fucking feet off.

 

[Debatra]

Y'AI NG'NGAH
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE L'GEB
F'AI THRODOG
UAAAH

 

[Neonbob]

Looky looky:
Post 43
Alternatively,
Nothing starts off the day better than showering in the entrails of all the previous day's victims, as the scent serves to remind you of the pig you ate when you were five and the clown showed up to your party drunk as hell and finished his act by shooting himself in the mouth and splattering his head-meat all over your special cake.

 

[TaborMallory]

Everything tastes like <color=red>purple.

 

[Mozared]

Never stick your arm out of slippery floors while loading cargo or driving over 80 mph.

 

[The_Echo]

My rainbow colored twizzler emits radiation proportional to the size of Olympus Mons divided by zero.

Also, pandas.

 

[VTSK]

I swear to God that I will kill the next person who says /thread after their comment.

 

[Ursinewalrus]

Im to sexy for my skin, i must remove my skin for i am to sexy for my skin...

Its late okay!

 

[Senrab]

gtfo.

 

[uhgungawa]

Damn, you're one hot ma'ma

Spoiler

 

[Sneaklemming]

I am not insane.

this because thats what they all say when theyre being carted off

 

[Rigs83]

Yo tengo gattos en mi pantalones.

 

[Citrus]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

 

[mad_mick]

well the other day i was walking into wall-mart and i saw a man with a dog and he said would you like a pink egg and i said only if the penguins stop chasing my and trying to harvest my seman for michael jackson to make a clone baby with.........and such

 

[furgy117]

I know ur all going to hate me for this, but really i dont care:
CHUCK NORRIS IS A PUSSY!!
Did that do it for u?

 

[xXsumthingXx]

Twilight is the best book series ever

 

[DuncanRR]

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock.

(sorry)

You forgot "Hoak Hogan".

If we're goin' the Spoony route:

Spoiler

"A woman's body is a beautiful thing...BUT THE HEAD IS USELESS!!!"

EDIT: In my own words, "Chuggo is the most brilliant rapper of this generation".