In what movies did you WANT the bad guys to win?

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Starke

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Tanksie said:
we can all agree that i cant spell
but we can also agree that hes better at hand to hand than any james bond ever
That's only because Bond smokes a pack a day or some such. :p

EDIT: To be fair to you, the character never struck me as being supposed to be a James Bond type super-spy. The Neeson character is supposed to be this powerhouse in hand to hand, that, to someone with the right kind of training, looks really amateurish. He's using a style that was cooked up by their fight choreographer which is designed for soft takedowns, but he's playing a character who's training would have been geared towards hard or crippling takedowns.

Seriously though, compare Taken to Spartan. The violence in Spartan suits the kind of film it is much more than Taken's does. Taken was written by Luc Besson in his characteristic light action way, and Besson might have been able to make it work if he'd been directing it. But, then it goes for a gritty approach that runs contrary to the kind of action that is written. If you're familiar with film terminology, the script is formalistic, the shooting is realistic, and the jarring disconnect between those two is crap.
 

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Everyone's saying it and I have to agree- Avatar.

The movie never seemed to actually make me care about the navi besides that they were just "the good guys- root for them" and never answered my questions of 'why?' That and neityri (sp?) was a ridiculously annoying, from when she met Jake to her annoying wailing and crying. Then Jake flies in on a giant bird and everyone is like "oh... we're cool now"

..those aliens were fucking stupid
 

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SouthpawFencer said:
First Boba Fett, and then The Empire in Return of the Jedi, ESPECIALLY against the ewoks!

Jango Fett (versus Mace Windu) in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. If, while disrupting the execution on Geonosis by igniting his lightsaber, Mace Windu had shouted "Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?!", I'd have rooted for him instead, though.
I've held for a while that Attack of the Clones would have been far better if, A) It had simply been Boba Fett, and he was just that old a bad ass by the original trilogy. And B) He killed Mace Windu in the battle at Geonosis outright. And this, gentlemen is why Darth Vader, goddamn dark lord of the Sith is fucking scared enough of him thirty years later, that Boba Fett can talk back to him.
 

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Of course, what we didn't see in Avatar was the scene immediately after the end where the humans dust off and nuke the whole site from orbit.

Since that so blatantly happened, I think we can call it part of the film.
 

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The good starwars movies. The empire had a large squared away military and the got beaten by some whiny untrained college kids. What happened?
 

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Star Wars. I love the Imperial fleet and Darth Vader (prior to the prequels and the Force Unleashed games) is a symbol of raw badassary.

That and I love the walkers. Now if only they got rid of those Stormtrooper helmets. Its not like its saving them from being shot.
 

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Starke said:
SouthpawFencer said:
First Boba Fett, and then The Empire in Return of the Jedi, ESPECIALLY against the ewoks!

Jango Fett (versus Mace Windu) in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. If, while disrupting the execution on Geonosis by igniting his lightsaber, Mace Windu had shouted "Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?!", I'd have rooted for him instead, though.
I've held for a while that Attack of the Clones would have been far better if, A) It had simply been Boba Fett, and he was just that old a bad ass by the original trilogy. And B) He killed Mace Windu in the battle at Geonosis outright. And this, gentlemen is why Darth Vader, goddamn dark lord of the Sith is fucking scared enough of him thirty years later, that Boba Fett can talk back to him.
I like your version better. Lets go back in time and replace George Lucas with you.
 

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Come on people, do the natives really win in avatar? It's not like the humans aren't going to come back to exploit those resources. I'd like to see the Naavi survive against an actual human invasion, rather than against a small military base.
 

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Kiju said:
Land Before Time. All of them.

...fucking little bastards should've been eaten by now. :\

Except Ducky, she is awesome.
How come your avatar looks like something naughty is happening >_<.

OP:Osmosis Jones-dammit thrax was to baddass to die.
 

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Terminate421 said:
Avatar (Go humans...Why couldn't they just orbital strike them?)
Because they're a mining firm, not a military power? They're trying to make a profit, not running for 'Who can best impersonate the US Treasury?' competition.

Besides it somewhat explains it given that the primary offending colony to the resource is located near a natural phenomenon that distorts scanners ...

And barring that, common sense should tell you a massive bombardment from space on the very resource that you want to mine isn't good business sense.

Although back to your question I really, really, really wished the White Witch kicked ten types of shit out of the Penvensie children. Children in the book? Great (of course it's hard not to make a character completely likeable on paper if you put enough thought into it) ... (Original) children in the movie? Please die <.<

Though that being said I wonder how many tears people will be crying by the 6th and 7th book-to-movie translations ... not spoiling anything, go read them <.<
 
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MetaMop said:
Labyrinth - David Bowie for the win!
This!

Also, Harry Potter. More the books though than the film. There was just something undeniably awesome about Voldemort's complete villiany. He wasn't even trying to fool us into believing there was good in him. He was proud of his evil right down to his absent (but fondly imagined) Dick Dastardly moustache.
 

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Avatar, like many people, I wanted to see the smug blue cat people bombarded from orbit. The worst part of the movie is when the Colonel died. he was easily the most interesting (and badass) character in the entire film.
 

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1. Twilight: anyone whose motivation is to kill Edward and tear Bella inside out is ok in my book

2. Disney's Hercules: Hades was the only sympathetic character. He's constantly tormented by his entire family and wants to get back at them for years of torture and being forced to live in the underworld. Whereas the "hero's" main goal is to become famous

3. The Sound of Music: I hate the Von Traps SOOOOOOO much! Especially Gretel! I just wanna punch her down the stairs!
 

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Twilight. - No comment...
Watchmen. - GOD DAMMIT RORSCHACH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE :'(
Star Wars III - I wanted Anakin to win in that whole "Battle of the Heroes" scene...in fact I want the Empire to win in general.
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DataSnake said:
Taken. The hero was a dick and the damsel in distress was an idiot.
So you support kidnapping, rape and forced prostitution?
Also it was Liam Neeson! you have no argument.
I agree DataSnake. I love Liam Neeson though, but his daughter was a *****. She deserved a life of prostitution -_-

EDIT: In fact, I was sort of hoping that half-way through his search he would give up and be like "Aw fuck it, my wife and daughter are bitches, why should I care what happens"
 

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

If there were some way to include Cameron in with the villains, too, that would be gravy.

Terminate421 said:
Avatar (Go humans...Why couldn't they just orbital strike them?)
Even if they had the capability, why on earth would you bombard the resources you're trying to gather? That'd be nuking South Africa's diamond mines.
 

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Law Abiding Citizen. Come on I know it has been said but are you kidding me. There is no way in hell he would not have had a camera on his bomb. He goes from having super intricate plans to that unbelievably pathetic bombing attempt.

Twilight I really don't care how it happens I just want them all dead.
Avatar I really just did not care for the stupid blue people. They made me angry they showed absolutely no curiosity in learning about their world through any other means then magic spirit that is actually just a really cool computer even when beings from another planet show up they are just like magic trees know everything. Well guess what i am going to burn your stupid trees to the ground.