Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[Smiles]

fricken eh, theres a few but can't remember them atm, they are all impulse things... and usually I can resist, like, "omg that is awesome must buy must buymustbuymustbuymustbuy NO!"

 

[F-I-D-O]

Punch annoying people in the face
Dive out of a speeding car
Go crazy in a public place (by crazy, I mean just running around screaming, not murder)
Create an overly elaborate costume (ex: a full body suit with extended appendages for an Alien costume, which I would fit inside, while managing to climb on walls, control the tail, move the mini-mouth, and have the hands on extended arms be able to move properly)
Do an elaborate prank (such as that French guy who does the real life mario kart vids)
E/mail an idol asking for an autograph
Create elaborate explosions
I also imagine escape routes in places when I'm bored, just in case a zombie apocalypse VERY suddenly occurs.

Sometimes I get the urge to grab a bow and arrow and just go around shooting people with it on horseback. Odds are the majority of the people I hit would be douchebags and it would be the best news story anyone ever heard ever.

I remember hearing about a town in Ireland/Scotland (can't remember) that had a law that it was legal to kill someone after midnight with a longbow.
Incidentally, I found a new insane urge.

According to my captcha, the answer to evolution is hiewea
The more you know

 

[SeriousIssues]

Jeez, there are some crazy dudes in here.


Mostly are things like urges to buy things I want but won't wear (I'm looking at you, "faded red" jacket.)
Otherwise...just hit someone in the face and hope they don't know how to take a punch.

 

[Ladette]

fricken eh, theres a few but can't remember them atm, they are all impulse things... and usually I can resist, like, "omg that is awesome must buy must buymustbuymustbuymustbuy NO!"

That happens to me every time I go to the mall. Every store I walk into has something that I can't live without, and if there's a Sharper Image then there's no way I leave without spending $30+.

 

[Shifty Tortoise]

Elbow a work colleague of mine in the face... Hard... Like broken nose, black eye, blood spurting everywhere hard.

 

[Smiles]

fricken eh, theres a few but can't remember them atm, they are all impulse things... and usually I can resist, like, "omg that is awesome must buy must buymustbuymustbuymustbuy NO!"

That happens to me every time I go to the mall. Every store I walk into has something that I can't live without, and if there's a Sharper Image then there's no way I leave without spending $30+.

for somereason its always worse whenever I am near stationary...

 

[Vault101]

eating candle wax and soap. especially those fancy soaps

 

[Gamegeneral]

Jumping.
Off of anything taller than me, really.
It's always there.
Also the urge to harm small animals, by which I mean literally hug them to death.

 

[Vern5]

I usually don't have those crazy urges. That is, until I get behind the wheel of my truck. When in my vehicle I've always felt like:

-running down bicycles
-popping up onto the sidewalk so I can hit the pedestrians off of it
-slamming on my breaks on the interstate
-nudging other cars off of the road
-drive into oncoming traffic
-completely run red lights

the list goes on and on. Driving seriously scares me some times.

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

Kill my brother
Punch my sister
slap my father
Break stuff
Randomly break out into song and dance
Beat people I don't like with a baseball bat
Get into a high speed pursuit with the cops
Trip people (I do actually do this once in awhile)
Set things on fire

I'll stop here because I think I've already said too much.

 

[Urgh76]

Punching my cousin in the face.

However I'll never do it because I manage to realize that Im only angry for the time being; and Im preeetty sure it wont pay off in the long run

 

[Vault101]

I've always wanted to scream something inappropriate to a small child for no reason. Also if I ever saw Justin Bieber IRL I would love to scream a lot of things at him (probably because I'm still aggravated about the red button I just had to push) but I could never actually do it because I don't like to do things that would make me look like a psycho.

speaking of justin beibeir, a while ago he was in my city, I fantisied about putting on my white hoodie, somehow going over there (with my pcket knife) and assasinating him right there on stage, assasins creed style

JUST to see the look of horror on those dumb teen girl's faces , and it would be even more funny since Im a somwhat young female

 

[HH19]

I'd have to say my top two are getting a mohawk and kissing a straight guy.

But smacking my geometry teacher definitely ranks up there, and it's getting closer every passing day...

 

[Sandytimeman]

At work, I really really want to start smashing my fist into the face of the following people:

1. Asks how much something is, when looking at a color coded menu with all the prices
2. Someone that stops in between the speaker and the window in the drive thru because they are counting change. Just do it at the window!
3. People that do step two, only don't have any change pre-counted when they get to the window.
4. People that wait until they get to the window to change their order.
5. People who refuse their receipt then complain at the next window to my manager that they didn't get a receipt

Edit: The rest are all sexual/sexuality based urges that half of will probably never get fore-filled and would probably get me suspended.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Violent murder of those who mildly irritate me! Litterers must die!
Also the occasional urges of suicide (insert explanation of silly angst here), but I'm too much of a lazy coward to ever follow through though and they go away after about 4 - 12 hours.
And that is my average Tuesday.

 

[The Apothecarry]

I think it's from all the Black Lagoon I've been watching and reading, but I'd love to get my hands on an actual Beretta M92 pistol.

Stupid ten-day waiting period and college eating all my money.

I've also always wanted to slap someone in the face while they're talking to me, regardless of whether or not I'm actually interested in the discussion topic.

 

[Yokai]

Try and mimic Altair by climbing up the side of a building, then leaping across the street and landing on someone's neck before madly dashing off. Fortunately, my self-preservation instinct kicks in every time.

Oh, also, whenever someone says something that offends me, to straight up deck them in the head. I've never punched a man in anger, and I'm a bit curious as to what it's like...

 

[staika]

I've always wanted to scream something inappropriate to a small child for no reason. Also if I ever saw Justin Bieber IRL I would love to scream a lot of things at him (probably because I'm still aggravated about the red button I just had to push) but I could never actually do it because I don't like to do things that would make me look like a psycho.

speaking of justin beibeir, a while ago he was in my city, I fantisied about putting on my white hoodie, somehow going over there (with my pcket knife) and assasinating him right there on stage, assasins creed style

JUST to see the look of horror on those dumb teen girl's faces , and it would be even more funny since Im a somwhat young female

You missed a golden opportunity to rid the world of him in an amusing way, I would do it but that would involve me having to either sneak into the concert or buy tickets to the concert and I would rather die than being caught doing either.

 

[Leg End]

Pass.

Hm... jumping off a building. I would do it if I made a good glider.