Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[sora91111]

Jump from something really tall
Plant a bomb in the school bathroom
Run through town kicking random guys in the balls
Start a massive fist fight for no reason
Do fencing
Go running for no reason other than excercise(I wish I could)

and these are the first things that come to mind.

 

[WayOutThere]

If it can be climbed, I want to climb it. I was a climber as a kid and I've got to say, I've never outgrown it.

 

[Qitz]

Go talk to that chick...

Do it! You never know what will happen.

OT: Go back to my previous workplace, find that guy that decided it was a good idea to feel me up, stick his hand in my shirt, and generally sexually harass me, and kick him where it hurts. Hard.

and you didn't do this right there.....why?

For me, use some sort of explosive. Grenade, Dynamite, C4, whatever. Maybe shove it up / in someone / something.

Though I would join Ambi in the two fountain ideas. That would be interesting.

 

[Gaiseric]

The insane urges I feel/felt are violent in nature.

Ranging from smashing someone's head into a wall until their head cracks open so I can see where their stupid comes from. To strangling someone so I don't have to hear them talk anymore.

I actually acted on one of 'em once, when I was younger.

 

[-Samurai-]

I've always wondered what it would feel like to jam a pen into my eye. I'd never do it, but I'll always think about it.

 

[Captain-Giggles]

Try and mimic Altair by climbing up the side of a building, then leaping across the street and landing on someone's neck before madly dashing off. Fortunately, my self-preservation instinct kicks in every time.

Oh, also, whenever someone says something that offends me, to straight up deck them in the head. I've never punched a man in anger, and I'm a bit curious as to what it's like...

Well I can't claim in anger, but there is a powerful feeling in punching a man in the head. I had the same urge, but more just wondered what it would be like to deck a person. So my best friend said to me that if he ever did something awful to me, or got retardedly drunk, I could do it. Few years later he gets really drunk, runs up to me and says it's time. I've never felt more of a man, also because I'd never really hit anyone up to that so I was stronger than I thought.

As for my random urge, grab a flight over to Canada to meet a ladyfriend of mine, because some things need to be said in person not over MSN!

EDIT: Man I can't spell today...

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Walk around in a 1940's outfit. Fedora and all.

 

[Dirzzit]

Walk around in a 1940's outfit. Fedora and all.

Does this mean I'm insane?

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

-mini snip-

OT: Go back to my previous workplace, find that guy that decided it was a good idea to feel me up, stick his hand in my shirt, and generally sexually harass me, and kick him where it hurts. Hard.

and you didn't do this right there.....why?

Mostly because I am not a very violent person by nature. And I was rather used to being groped at work (fun stories I have, for some other time...) so I had gotten used to just slapping guys' hands away and moving on. Considering this was the second-worst harassment I had gotten at that job, and the only one where the action was repeated, I truly regret not doing more.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Walk around in a 1940's outfit. Fedora and all.

Does this mean I'm insane?

No, I took it as "the urge itself is insanely hard to resist". I don't have a suit though, and I doubt it would fit me all that well. I don't think I look all that good in suits. But god damnit I want to wear a Fedora and not be judged.

 

[wynnsora]

I've always wanted to scream something inappropriate to a small child for no reason.

Look on the bright side! When you're old you'll be able to and people will just think you're some cazy old guy.

OT: I have two. Sometimes I'll be standing there at the crosswalk waiting for the lights to change and my mind kind of goes numb and I think to myself, "What would happen if I walked out there right now?" I wonder if they'll stop or not, if they'll just hit me and I'll go over or under the car. Will I instantly die or not? Most people go about ten miles over the speed limit as I live right up against one of the most dangerous roads in the country. Literally one block away. Then whoever I'm walking with taps me, the lights have changed and I just cross, my mind back to normal as if nothing ever happened. The other one is to literally wear day in and day out awesome costumes. Like have costumes as my outfits for every day wear. Dresses, Kimonos, cosplay, authentic historical pieces etc. But I never have out of the fact that I don't have to money for it and I'm always worried I'll just look like an idiot.

 

[julesville]

Murder random strangers. Oh wait, you said NEVER follow up on. Never mind...

 

[Julianking93]

No, you're not

Out of curiousity, and the real reason I quoted you (omg!), how the hell did you manage to rack up 25 thousand posts in 2 years?

Not as difficult as it seems. Go look at people who post in Forum games constantly. One friend of mine here got 20,000 posts in 3 months because of that

But free time helps a lot. :3

 

[BrainiacVeins]

Go fucking nuts. I'm serious. Anything you can imagine I have had the urge to do. And thank Atom I have not done any of it, else I'd be a pile of giblets at the moment xD.

 

[Logic 0]

Hijacking a tank because something tells that would get my wanted rating up to six stars.

 

[Seanfall]

Rip off all my clothes and running threw the store I work at yelling: "The British are coming the British are coming."

I once had the urge to kick a child across the aisle. But who hasn't that?

But yeah I get a lot of urges to just...go crazy for a few moments.

 

[The Random One]

Repeatedly wish people good afternoon.

I'm not even kidding.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Extreme chess:

You know you want to.

 

[Daniel Allsopp]

This thread gives me a real insight into how humans think. The brain is a bit like a spinning plate: it doesn't require effort to make it unstable, just a lack of effort. Not a good metaphor I know, but I couldn't think of anything better.

Whenever I am in a social situation around people I don't know, I get strong urges to cry, and my eyes water.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Writing a short story, always have the urge, never seem to get around to it.