Insane urges you'll never follow up on
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* Say aloud what Im thinking at work when folks who look to me like they either just rolled out of bed or got off the street corner come up to the register that I bag at pushing a cart filled with up to 200+ dollars worth of food and pay with EBT cards(foodstamps) either with or without their 3 or 4 kid.....ooh my ass would be gone so quick if I slipped up or got pissed off bad enough.
* Grab the boobs of some girls that I see or to pull their panties down and give those asses a quick slap or a squeeze,
* Shoot myself in the foot
* something involving me, my dog and peanut butter >_> >_>
* slap or punch a random people
* Grab the boobs of some girls that I see or to pull their panties down and give those asses a quick slap or a squeeze,
* Shoot myself in the foot
* something involving me, my dog and peanut butter >_> >_>
* slap or punch a random people
Dive into a pool of jello.
Dive into a pool of custard.
Punch someone dead on in the face.
Punch someone dead on in the balls.
Throw a TV off a tall building (not so tall that I can't see and hear the gratifying crunch in great detail).
Baseball bat to the abdomen.
Kick someone's face while he's on the ground.
Throw knives.
Get out of a car while it's still running and then run across the tops of speeding cars without a care in the world.
Bash the shit out of a car.
Squeeze a puppy insanely hard without hurting it (I guess I'd need an invincible puppy).
Walk on slippers made of invincible puppies.
Dive into a pool of invincible puppies.
Put an invincible hamster in my mouth.
Dive into a pool of custard.
Punch someone dead on in the face.
Punch someone dead on in the balls.
Throw a TV off a tall building (not so tall that I can't see and hear the gratifying crunch in great detail).
Baseball bat to the abdomen.
Kick someone's face while he's on the ground.
Throw knives.
Get out of a car while it's still running and then run across the tops of speeding cars without a care in the world.
Bash the shit out of a car.
Squeeze a puppy insanely hard without hurting it (I guess I'd need an invincible puppy).
Walk on slippers made of invincible puppies.
Dive into a pool of invincible puppies.
Put an invincible hamster in my mouth.
This is actually very, very fun. Far more fun than it should be. Believe me- I've done it before.ronnom 666 said:
For a project I just want to write one Power Point slide that says "Suck My Balls," maybe even draw a picture, then walk out of the classroom
Run around clubbing people behind the knees with a metal pipe.
Lighting someone's house on fire. While they're still inside.
That would be hilarious to watch. Freaking hilarious.
Lighting someone's house on fire. While they're still inside.
You know what I want to do? I want to find someone who is running up the down escalator, go down it, and plant my foot in their face and watch them roll down the esalator.pwned123456 said:
That would be hilarious to watch. Freaking hilarious.
Ever read an Insanity Wolf meme?
Yeah, kind of like that. I tend to have psychotically murderous urges towards douchetastic people.
To be fair, I just finished living in a dorm for nine months, so I was surrounded by a great deal of idiocy and douchebaggery. It is possible that it drove me completely mad.
Yeah, kind of like that. I tend to have psychotically murderous urges towards douchetastic people.
To be fair, I just finished living in a dorm for nine months, so I was surrounded by a great deal of idiocy and douchebaggery. It is possible that it drove me completely mad.
I once saw a man with the most glorious mustache ever running on the side of the road. I had the urge to stop my car, run after him, and compliment his mustache.
I also get the urge to punch people when they ask (repeatedly) if my and my friend Maddie are dating.
I also get the urge to punch people when they ask (repeatedly) if my and my friend Maddie are dating.
My general impulse is actually hugging people. I am built like a football player so this is something I must consciously stop myself from doing as well..I don't want to harm/scare the crap out of people...also yelling at people for asking dumb questions while i'm working on their compies...annnd punching the people who truly irritate me. Oh..and every now and then I get the urge to buy bladed weapons..i'm too clumsy for that but gall darn it I want one
I gotta say, sometimes when I'm in a car that's cruising at like 60MPH I get the occasional urge to just open the door. Not hop out, just fling the door open.
Oh, insane urges that I never rarely follow?
Punching that smug bastard in the face, then winning the ensuing fistfight by such a margin that passerby run away screaming. Yeah, I've been supressing anger until it burns like hellfire, and I truely feel sorry for the dumb schmuck that uncorks it. Then again, he'd have to be pretty nasty to get through the seal...
Other times, I feel like making wierd faces in the middle of conversation. Or pointing at a random person and shouting "YOU!", then running off.
Sometimes I just feel like running, but I can't. I want to take action, any kind of action, but I CAN'T. Not allowed to. Rarely, twitching follows.
Punching that smug bastard in the face, then winning the ensuing fistfight by such a margin that passerby run away screaming. Yeah, I've been supressing anger until it burns like hellfire, and I truely feel sorry for the dumb schmuck that uncorks it. Then again, he'd have to be pretty nasty to get through the seal...
Other times, I feel like making wierd faces in the middle of conversation. Or pointing at a random person and shouting "YOU!", then running off.
Sometimes I just feel like running, but I can't. I want to take action, any kind of action, but I CAN'T. Not allowed to. Rarely, twitching follows.
Closing my eyes when I'm driving or crossing the road. Both of which I have done more than once. More about taking a risk / and trusting your hearing than anything.
Whenever I'm just about to sit down a public restroom, and some ***** takes the stall DIRECTLY NEXT TO MINE when there are CLEARLY a dozen other open stalls, I just want to slam my fist into the divider to scare the shit out of them and let them know they are not wanted, not loved, and that chances are they could stand to lose a few pounds.
Stick my foot out when someone is driving at 70 odd miles an hour. Also touching things while someone is driving at 70 odd miles an hour.
Death on Trapezoids said:
Someone else who does this?!?
*points*
[HEADING=2]YOU!!!![/HEADING]
*flees forums*