Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[Vault101]

I've always wanted to scream something inappropriate to a small child for no reason. Also if I ever saw Justin Bieber IRL I would love to scream a lot of things at him (probably because I'm still aggravated about the red button I just had to push) but I could never actually do it because I don't like to do things that would make me look like a psycho.

speaking of justin beibeir, a while ago he was in my city, I fantisied about putting on my white hoodie, somehow going over there (with my pcket knife) and assasinating him right there on stage, assasins creed style

JUST to see the look of horror on those dumb teen girl's faces , and it would be even more funny since Im a somwhat young female

You missed a golden opportunity to rid the world of him in an amusing way, I would do it but that would involve me having to either sneak into the concert or buy tickets to the concert and I would rather die than being caught doing either.

well it wouldnt be right, I dont hate justine beiber, just his fans...but ohhh god it would have been worth the life sentance jsut to see them crying...hehehe and I imagine if I did that Id gain somthing of a fanbase

 

[The Code]

Shoot someone in the face with a sawed-off 12 guage, strangle someone to death with my bare hands, light someone on fire, slowly eviscerate someone with a rusty X-Acto knife, jump off a waterfall into the water below, tell my grandmother how I REALLY feel about her, decapitate someone, destroy small parts of foreign countries, conquer and/or destroy my hometown, and generally be a sadistic, insufferable prick that rules the world with an iron-fisted stranglehold.

Oh, and to have children.

EDIT: I also get the urge to dance awesomely in public to various songs on my mp3 player.

 

[perabalaofmystery]

murder all the idiots

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Extreme chess:

You know you want to.

Oh my... I do want to.

Magnets?

 

[DarkhoIlow]

When I get pissed I get an urge to get a knife and constantly stab repeatedly in his eye,followed by gouging it.

That's pretty fucked up I know.

 

[Helscreama]

I have to fight the urge to try and start an epic sword fight with anyone who has anything stick like, like an umbrella or a cane or something. I just want to find a stick object of my own, run at them, attack them, and boom, epic movie style fight of the ages.

Unfortunately, if I attempt this, odds are they would run away from the scary man screaming like a pirate and running at them with a mop or a shovel or something bearing down on them. Probably run all the way to the police too... So not fair.

My friend I wish you luck with that. I get the same urge.

 

[subtlefuge]

I have the most insane urges to kick the most random and inappropriate things. All the time.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Extreme chess:

You know you want to.

Oh my... I do want to.

Magnets?

We'll have to do some research, but that seems like the most likely candidate. Others include velcro and Silly putty.

 

[GestaltEsper]

Shout "Thank you! Fuck you! The villain has arrived!" On a train.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

We'll have to do some research, but that seems like the most likely candidate. Others include velcro and Silly putty.

Although it would be even more extreme without any adjustments...

That's it, I'm doing this someday.

 

[Blue2]

I would like to create an anonymous attention in my town. (example: wear a full fur suit all day and see other people heads turn towards me, take pictures and/or point and don't say/ask "Is that Blue2?"). The day wouldn't be complete if I don't go on the news.

I would do it but because financial, weather (It's too hot in the summer) and time (Too busy in the winter). It had to be another day.

Oh and have a BBQ meaty protest against PETA. I Hate those guys that I can Bomb up there headquarters but that make me a terrorist.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

To chuck my cell phone at a passing car window.

 

[Blemontea]

Since you asked...
Murder people i dislike zombie style IE using my teeth to clench down on their jugular and rip it out.
Grope women who show of a foot of cleavage school
Motor boat the legs of one in particular
Punch... something... no real definite article just punch something
Stab into my stomach with a knife drenched in Liquid Nitrogen

 

[kijebe]

seeing how many trash cans and mailboxes i can hit with a moving vehicle

randomly shoving people off tall objects

plugging something important with a patato

 

[pwned123456]

Kill myself.

Sorry, bringing the angst.

I've had that urge.
Nothing angsty about it.
You know, not in a "I'm fed up with life" way.
More of a "what the fuck happens after your heart stops beating?"
Intrigue.
Well, 'till that day comes I won't know.

me too for me it would be jumping off the scotia building it is the tallest building in town civillians that dont live there can get into and there is scaffold all up the one side because of bad concrete and yes its a scyscraper half made of concrete

 

[superdelux]

Whenever I'm upstairs at my school i wanna jump of it and stab someone Assassins creed style.

 

[killereddy]

Screaming at fellow students to shut the hell up. I cannot stand when people are talking in a class.

^^ this, all the time

 

[pwned123456]

walk up a down escalator...
yes I am strange...

one time i beat someone up when they were running on the up escalator and i on the down escalator the mall isn't busy on weekdays

 

[Rakun Man]

Power drill, meet brain.

 

[proctorninja2]

mostly the urge to kill people that im mad at, though never would do it unless the came to my house unannounced and i happened to have a gun with me muhahahahaha