Justin Bieber likes doing truly evil things apparently.
Punch the person who did the red button.
Punch the person who did the red button.
Insane urges you'll never follow up on
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Hm. Like many, two urges stick out.
Kill myself by walking into nowhere and starving, I decay, rejoin the earth and start over. Honestly it's not that I hate my life, the curiosity over what comes next is at times maddening.
The other would be stab a man. I was a fencer for years, and it's one thing to stab someone when the blade yields and bends. I've felt it too, and when a man missed and impaled my sleeve and cut up my arm (with a blunt weapon no less) I felt the receiving end of it. But it's another things that's bugging me. It's not malicious, I don't "hate" anybody I'd do it to (I'd want to duel someone), I just want to know what it'd be like for me to do it...
Wow, fun thoughts here...
Kill myself by walking into nowhere and starving, I decay, rejoin the earth and start over. Honestly it's not that I hate my life, the curiosity over what comes next is at times maddening.
The other would be stab a man. I was a fencer for years, and it's one thing to stab someone when the blade yields and bends. I've felt it too, and when a man missed and impaled my sleeve and cut up my arm (with a blunt weapon no less) I felt the receiving end of it. But it's another things that's bugging me. It's not malicious, I don't "hate" anybody I'd do it to (I'd want to duel someone), I just want to know what it'd be like for me to do it...
Wow, fun thoughts here...
I find myself fighting the urge to scream quite often. I mean just going out to an open space and screaming at the top of my lungs until I couldn't do it anymore.
Shave using an old-school barber razer (probably will never do)
Yell at customers at work (supermarket) for asking for paper-in-plastic, then telling me to pack lightly.
Jump up on stage during a concert and attempt to sing with the band.
Punch everyone at an anti-gay rally in the face.
Punch everyone at Fox News in the face.
Publicly burn all of a store's copies of National Enquirer and Globe Magazines.
Lean on the car horn when going behind someone really slow and not letting go until they pull over.
Everything in The Offspring's song "Bad Habit"
Yell at customers at work (supermarket) for asking for paper-in-plastic, then telling me to pack lightly.
Jump up on stage during a concert and attempt to sing with the band.
Punch everyone at an anti-gay rally in the face.
Punch everyone at Fox News in the face.
Publicly burn all of a store's copies of National Enquirer and Globe Magazines.
Lean on the car horn when going behind someone really slow and not letting go until they pull over.
Everything in The Offspring's song "Bad Habit"
Whenever I see someone sitting or standing next to a table where it would be feasable, I often have the urge to walk up, grab their head, and smash it off the table. Hard. Then walk away.
That or start laughing hysterically at the sheer ludicrous nature of modern human life.
Or dance on a table.
Or set someone on fire.
You know....fun.
That or start laughing hysterically at the sheer ludicrous nature of modern human life.
Or dance on a table.
Or set someone on fire.
You know....fun.
Jumping in front of a car on a busy street just far ahead enough that it can swerve out of the way, just to see what happens and laugh.
Generally just random urges to cause chaos and see how people react, almost like a psychological experiment. You know, scream out the most vulgar obscenities I can think of during quiet standardized testing or something. To a degree I figure some kinds of insanity are people who are willing to go that far.
Generally just random urges to cause chaos and see how people react, almost like a psychological experiment. You know, scream out the most vulgar obscenities I can think of during quiet standardized testing or something. To a degree I figure some kinds of insanity are people who are willing to go that far.
Oh, I forgot about my desire to learn how to enter games and movies and so I can either either murder, yell at, or slap certain specific characters!
Ex: In Game of Thrones, I would murder Caetlyn's crazy sister and Joffrey, yell at Caetlyn, and slap Sansa.
Ex: In Game of Thrones, I would murder Caetlyn's crazy sister and Joffrey, yell at Caetlyn, and slap Sansa.
You made me laugh irl.otakon17 said:
OT: I've had soo many urges that I had to stop myself. They include randomly hugging or making out with girls I don't know, jumping off buildings just for the fun of it, stabbing myself to see what it feels like, jumping out of a moving car, etc.
I find that some toddlers look entirely too much like a football. That is to say, I find I have to resist the urge to punt toddlers because of the way some of them look.
There's this giant locker at the college I go to. No one owns it, there's no lock, I could just walk in and out. Hell, I've been in there once or twice, it's quite roomy. But I've always wanted to hide in there, wearing my top hat and cane and just jump out into a random vaudevillian song and dance, and then just jump back in, leaving the people around utterly confused. Of course, many MANY things could go wrong, so I always just sit back and wish I could just gain the courage and do it.
I've always had urges to:
-Overload the power supply of a computer and watch it go up in flames.
-Use explosives in a controlled environment, have some fun blowing shit up. No need to harm anyone after all.
-Let myself go, lean forward and fall face first. Still find this fascinating for some reason.
-Spontaneously jump into song and do a jig while singing Pinkie's No Fear song.
Urge I have acted on:
-I had an urge to construct a spear, MacGyver style. I used a dab of glue, some sky blue decoration rope, a tomato stick, a paper clip, and a plastic knife. Decided to make two in a day, and tested it out on an apple laid on the ground and paced myself 5 meters from the fruit and threw it into the flesh.
First attempt and the spear was embedded in the fruit. I was amazed at how well effective the spear functioned, although rudimentary it was my spear and I made it myself.
Very satisfying day that was, and I'll never forget it!
-Overload the power supply of a computer and watch it go up in flames.
-Use explosives in a controlled environment, have some fun blowing shit up. No need to harm anyone after all.
-Let myself go, lean forward and fall face first. Still find this fascinating for some reason.
-Spontaneously jump into song and do a jig while singing Pinkie's No Fear song.
Urge I have acted on:
-I had an urge to construct a spear, MacGyver style. I used a dab of glue, some sky blue decoration rope, a tomato stick, a paper clip, and a plastic knife. Decided to make two in a day, and tested it out on an apple laid on the ground and paced myself 5 meters from the fruit and threw it into the flesh.
First attempt and the spear was embedded in the fruit. I was amazed at how well effective the spear functioned, although rudimentary it was my spear and I made it myself.
Very satisfying day that was, and I'll never forget it!
