Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[flim.geek.chic]

Whenever I see a cute(cute not hot) girl I get the urge to put her in a bear hug and nuzzle her face. The urge is so strong around asian girls that I need to conciously stop myself from doing it.

I get the same urges around small animals too.

Same. But I'm a cuddler in general.

 

[M Rotter]

eat raw bacon

 

[Loki Cain]

Go Door to door in some town with a silenced pistol shooting who ever answers the door until someone stops me.

 

[flim.geek.chic]

Jump off things. It started when I faced my fear of heights (on the Sydney Harbor Bridge) then became stronger after I started doing stunt shows.

 

[Klopy]

Working out. >>

It'll happen eventually.

 

[Rhade Adama]

I would love to take a broom and beat the crap out of my one roommate with it from behind like in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. He's been stressed and rude so it would be wonderful to do... but I'm not that mean.

 

[pendragonown]

Punch a few certain "news" reporters in the face. Really hard.

 

[erbkaiser]

I want to break a leg or my left arm, for some insane reason. Not exactly sure why, maybe because I have been in traffic accidents multiple times but never broke anything worse than a hairline fracture in my shoulder blade.

 

[godofallu]

I have a very weak door that I constantly want to demolish with my fists. I fake punch it and smack it around several times a day. Just knowing how easy and fun it would be makes it so tempting.

Of course if I broke my door I would have to buy and install a new one, so I probably never will break my door.

 

[Infernai]

The urge to eat deep-fried chicken covered in chocolate and icing sugar...wouldn't eat it for the obvious reason it would probably kill me instantly, that and it would likely taste absolutely terrible.

 

[X4NDR]

I'm not a closet psycho (at least I don't think so) but after sometimes even during conversations with people I'll get the urge to punch them for no reason! Male or female this urge doesn't seem to care. Of course I'll never do it but i just wierd myself out whenever I have this urge. Wierd.

 

[Polaris19]

When I was little I used to want to be swallowed whole by a snake. I don't know why, just thought it would be cool to see the inside of a snake I guess.

Nowadays?

Probably just selling everything I own and go and do...whatever. Just go around the world and cut loose.

 

[Vornek]

Every day i have to resist the urge to simply scream into peoples faces...i have no idea why i want to do it...

although i did it once, to someone training to drive a car. She nearly ran me over in shock...Priceless, and totally worth it.

But i should probably not do it again, or at least not to someone that can run me over on pure reflex.

-V

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Gender swap all humanity. That'd at least half all the bitching.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Breaking onto the roof of The Escapist and flying the goomba blanket as if it were a flag.

 

[Meatspinner]

Streak halfway across the city I live in

 

[Hound174]

I have urges to sex other girls when I'm at a party. That's about it... pretty boring..
Oh and swerving into anothre car head on has crossed my mind here and there, except I kinda need that guarantee I'll live with all my limbs and my neural system working.