Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[Astoria]

I used to often get an urge to hand a knife over to people I knew who were 'suicidal' and tell them not to make a mess. Never did because I'd get their friends screaming at me but damn was it tempting sometimes. They weren't really suicidal of course, they just said it for sympathy and attention.

 

[Rutskarn]

I constantly have the urge to take long naps outside under a tree.

Give that one a shot, actually. Seems pretty reasonable. And fun!

 

[MetaMuffin]

The urge to tell people what I really think of them. Friends, coworkers, parents ect...
Not even necessarily bad things, maybe feelings of admiration. Actually having heart to heart conversations with people that goes passed our egos...they are difficult to come by. I respect anyone a hell of a lot more if they can work on a real level, but damn, it's a rarity.

 

[Caligulove]

I constantly have an urge to just go 90-100mph on a road, but there's not nearly enough space for me to even think I could do it legally. Top Gear always has those courses they take or show about High Speed Driving, and I desperately want to take a class like that, or just have some giant hanger like the Top Gear track to just go crazy on.

That and have sex in a public park. Always sounded kinky but far too afraid of being busted and getting myself and my girlfriend put on the sex offender registry- which is actually far more terrifying, draconian and indiscriminate than I could have imagined

 

[Wuggy]

Punching annoying people in the face. I get this one a lot, but I'll never do it unless severely provoked.

Also, I'm somewhat afraid of heights, but I'm a smoker living in an apartment building. So going for a smoke is always... an experience for me. My fear derives from mainly that there's a possibility that I would snap momentarily and jump off. I know I'll never do it, but still.

 

[badgersprite]

The urge to legally change my name to Princess Diamond Von Moonchild VI of the Magical Rainbow Kingdom.

 

[JoJo]

Sometimes have the random urge to throw myself in front of a car or off a cliff, but I wouldn't actually as most of the time I love life... the other thing you really don't want to know about.

 

[Chezza]

While reading through so many posts I have come to conclusion I am more normal than I thought I was. I have my moments of violent thoughts but that's restrictively when I get really pushed, like any general person.

I sat here thinking deeply about what odd urge I may have regularly or once in a while and... I cant think of anything.

Although, when I do think violently its horrible. I think about keeping that person alive for weeks, tied up somewhere while I torture him with blunt weapons and my fists, screaming out my lungs while doing so. But then again, I wouldn't be surprised if everyone had that thought as well.

 

[Pakkie]

Fuck in fursuits.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I constantly have the urge to take long naps outside under a tree.

This.

I keep getting urges to break/ruin things in odd ways. Like, if I'm holding my phone and I'm in the bathroom, I'll have an urge to drop it in the toilet. If I'm holding something and I'm on a bridge I'll have an urge to throw it over the side.

And this, sort of. Mainly because I am opposed to being aggressive (I think it rarely helps), but that also means that I really want to know how it feels to be drinking from a glass and to randomly just throw it down on the floor ... you know, I want to know what those people who get violent feel, but I don't want to hurt actual people ... just curiosity about a different aspect of the human experience.

OT: I sometimes get the urge to hand upside down from the standing-handles on the train, mainly to stop the blood rushing to my feet from standing still for a half hour, but also for the funzies.

Also, sometiems when I'm standing in a queue that isn't moving anywhere quickly, I get the urge to do the Caramelldansen.

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The urge to tell people what I really think of them. Friends, coworkers, parents ect...
Not even necessarily bad things, maybe feelings of admiration. Actually having heart to heart conversations with people that goes passed our egos...they are difficult to come by. I respect anyone a hell of a lot more if they can work on a real level, but damn, it's a rarity.

This, so much this! I swear, I feel like whenever I have a conversation with someone, I'm putting on this huge elaborate act. It's not that I'm not being myself, it's that I'm not being all of me. I get all these things I want to say, but they are all (for a wide variety of reasons) socially inappropriate, so I can never be truly open and honest with someone (okay, lie, one of my friends from high school, we had these hugely deep discussions about pretty much anything and everything, it was both scary, making myself so vulnerable to another person, and amazing, because I just got to let all my crazy out, and so did he.

 

[Biased Observer]

I have OCD, so yeah.
Whenever anyone is in any kind of situation where they could be hurt or killed, I imagine myself doing it. Same deal with self-mutilation; whenever I see a knife or some glass or basically anything painful, I can't help but imagine hurting myself with it. I don't have the urge to act on it, but more the fear that I might.
It sucks hard.
But I also get normal urges, like kissing someone I've known for ages or beating the shit out of someone I hate.
*Sigh.* I used to be such a good kid.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I sometimes have the urge to lunge myself , wide-mouthed, from my bicycle towards a duck swimming in the pond that I'm riding along.

I also have the urge to completely destroy an emotional moment by doing something totally opposite to how a person is supposed to react in such a case.

 

[teebeeohh]

sometimes when people are being extremely racist and/or stupid i have the urge to hit someone, like brake a bone in my hand hard.

 

[Nexoram]

Planking, well if this is a new concept to you than you're not 1.)An Australian or 2.)A retard. It involves staying still, face down like a "plank". And that's it. Maybe people can get creative but mostly its just stupid.

 

[asmidir]

I've always wondered what would become of me if I had just said "fuck this" to my education. I'm in year twelve right now and every now and then I wonder what would happen if I just drop out of my all maths and science courses and just take easy subjects like art, sport and philosophy. Would I still end up at Uni? What job would I end up with? By doing so would I meet the girl of my dreams and live a freakin sweet life?

Of course i'll never do this...I love science to much to betray her and no matter how many times she strings me up by my balls and whips me till i'm red raw I wouldn't have it any other way. The life of a student is hectic so you tend to think of wother options.

 

[Nyaliva]

I often think what would happen if something were to jump out in front of me while driving and I get the urge to stop or swerve, or I'll see someone coming in the opposite direction and think about swerving in front of them. Sometimes I'll think as to whether I could turn fast enough so that it hit the side of my car rather than the front or corner. If it did hit it would certainly kill me, but the thought remains.

Another one I get whenever my family members do something really stupid is the want to tie everyone in my family up and tell them each what they're doing wrong. I've had it for years and I've even thought about how I could do it without them knowing it was me talking, but I'd never do it.

Most of my weird urges involve determining the consequences of impulse movements or whether I can accomplish some weird act such as the swerving-so-it-hits-the-side-of-my-car thing.

 

[Atheist.]

Go talk to that chick...I have no balls.

Also, I've always wanted to break a window with a hammer. Not sure why

Not as fun as you may think. Can you say bloody knuckles?

I agree with the poster talking about working in a bar. Some patrons are completely retarded.

 

[Sam Eskenazi]

Jump from something really tall
Plant a bomb in the school bathroom
Run through town kicking random guys in the balls
Start a massive fist fight for no reason
Do fencing
Go running for no reason other than excercise(I wish I could)

and these are the first things that come to mind.

With regards to Fencing; give it a try! It's fun. If you live in the Canterbury Area come on down! I'm the club President.