Insane urges you'll never follow up on

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Racecar1994

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Well, I wasn't expecting people to be so open about this... what the hell.

I've always wondered what it'd be like to be a woman. No idea why (excpet most of the guys I know know can be right pricks) but it's just there... lingering my mind 0_o

Sadly, I've just had to make do with the female characters in games. Sigh.
 

Wolfwind

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Mainly just the same "punch assholes in the face" urges that most people get when confronted with assholes. Especially people who you see acting like assholes just because they're in a group. God, how I'd like to just stroll up and start beating the hell out of them sometimes.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Wearing someone else's skin. Just to freak people out. Or perhaps become some sort of being that lives off the flesh of others.

Plenty of sexual things as well, though only the more extreme or permanent one's I would never do (I'm open to try new things).

Other than that, I don't really have many "insane urges" that constantly crop up. What? Don't look at me like that. The title said "insane urges".

...
Oh gods, I sound like the perfect candidate for becoming a serial killer. Thankfully I'm pretty chill and don't have any reasons to go around killing people. I'd rather just have a good time with them.
 

Zanderinfal

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Playing Final Fantasy. NEVER. FUCKING. EVER.

OT: Randomly kissing a girl. This van be SO FUCKING PERSUADING to do I have to tell myself that if I do I'll get slapped... AGAIN.
AND AGAIN.
AND AGAIN.
AND once more for luck.
I'm unlucky when it comes to women.
:'(
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Go into a shopping wall with some kind of automatic firearm and aimlessly empty the thing, laughing maniacally and hopefully killing a few people whilst doing it.

Yeah, cos I'm totally stable...
 

Drakmorg

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Run people over.
I always get that crazy urge whenever I see a cyclist or a group of people while driving.

The cyclist's because I always get the impression that they think they're better than me.
"Ha! Take that you smug bastard! Can't ride your little bike now anymore since I broke your legs now can ya!?"

And the crowd just because I want to see how many I can take out.
 

Xerosch

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I'd love to walk up to attractive people and simply ask them for sex. You know, without the part where you have to court them for days.

It's probably a good thing that I don't. I'm confused about whether I want a serious relationship or just want to get my hands on naked people.
 

Aurgelmir

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Redlin5 said:
Hi Escapist. For some reason I really, really want to swallow a pair of scissors and I have no idea why. I will never do it of course but for some reason I look at these scissors and that thought arises.

Have you ever had similar crazy thoughts? Share!
If I sit next to an emergency exit on a plane, I always have this weird thought:

"What would happen if I tried to open this door"

Now I am not crazy, and would never do such a thing. And frankly I hope there is security in place to prevent the door from being opened in flight.
 

shadowsoul222

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Mostly just swerving into oncoming traffic. I know full well I would die but I want to see what it would be like. Also just walking out into traffic to see if they can stop in time or not.

Oh and also taking my shotgun and/or katana and randomly going on a killing spree and see how many people I kill before the cops catch me. I might just jack a motorcycle while doing so and be the baddest ************ alive.

Oh and obviously the sexual stuff, though it's mostly just randomly kissing girls I don't/do know. Yeah those are sometimes hard to repress haha.

However, three things I plan on doing are A) Getting a tattoo without telling anyone, like something completely awesome that no one will see. B) Getting a straight razor to shave with and C) getting a butterfly knife and learning how to flip it.
 

Zhukov

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I have to say, this thread is oddly comforting. It's good to know that the rest of the human species is equally messed up inside.

As for me, eh, sex, violence, power... all the usual stuff.

- I always want to hug cute things (cats, girls etc) really, really hard. But at the same time not actually hurt them.

- Go into a crowded public space and start roaring and bellowing as load as I possibly can. Although I have no idea what I'd do afterward. It would be incredibly awkward.

- Pillow fight. Yeah, seriously. I like being able to hit someone with all my strength and not have to worry about hurting them.

- I've always wanted to throw myself through a window. Just barrel right on through and see what happens.

- I often get the urge to kick down doors. I got to do it a couple of times, and it was fun.

- Rob a bank. I actually think I could pull it off too. You'd just go up and quietly hand the cashier a written note while discreetly flashing a weapon. Everyone else would think you were just making a withdrawal and... yeah, I've thought way too hard about this.

- Pick up a person and throw 'em. Just to see how far they would go.

- Bite someone in a fight, preferably on the throat.

- Punch holes in plaster walls. I've done this before. It's pretty satisfying.

- Have sex in the mud. Or outside in the rain. Although I suspect that both of these wouldn't actually be any fun.
 

Sargonza

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Punch my fists through the wall and strangle my housemate when he has romantic Skype conversations at 11.30 at night. Ditto for when his snooze alarm goes off 5 times in a row in the morning...

I also have frequent urges to jump down multiple flights of stairs to get to the bottom quickly. I blame this on that Tom and Jerry episode where Tom gets drunk.
 

Jmurray21

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Punching this chick in my class. Yes, i know shes a girl but she is the loudest and the most stupid person I have ever met. She is so up herself.
 

thirion1850

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Punch and insult someone over and over. I don't know why, but in the very rare moments that it does come up, I start to wonder why the hell I'm thinking it. The person can be the nicest ever, too.
 

fulano

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I'm so glad I'm boring...and also a little creeped out by you guys. But, Jesus Christ, now I feel normal and out of place...
 

JMeganSnow

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alandavidson said:
JMeganSnow said:
I occasionally feel the urge to jump from a really tall building. Or bridge. Or just anything high.
I get that same urge... but I act on it. With proper training, almost anything is survivable.

Edit: As I read the posts, I realize that I have done most of these insane things. I must be totally crazy.
Erm, I'm not looking to survive it, is the thing. Hence the INCREDIBLE feeling of vertigo this inspires.
 

JMeganSnow

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Sargonza said:
I also have frequent urges to jump down multiple flights of stairs to get to the bottom quickly. I blame this on that Tom and Jerry episode where Tom gets drunk.
I've had this one, too. Er, minus the Tom and Jerry part.
 

IamQ

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Punching certain people.

Punch through a window.

blow up bottom of a large building, and watch it collapse.