I have to say, this thread is oddly comforting. It's good to know that the rest of the human species is equally messed up inside.
As for me, eh, sex, violence, power... all the usual stuff.
- I always want to hug cute things (cats, girls etc) really, really hard. But at the same time not actually hurt them.
- Go into a crowded public space and start roaring and bellowing as load as I possibly can. Although I have no idea what I'd do afterward. It would be incredibly awkward.
- Pillow fight. Yeah, seriously. I like being able to hit someone with all my strength and not have to worry about hurting them.
- I've always wanted to throw myself through a window. Just barrel right on through and see what happens.
- I often get the urge to kick down doors. I got to do it a couple of times, and it was fun.
- Rob a bank. I actually think I could pull it off too. You'd just go up and quietly hand the cashier a written note while discreetly flashing a weapon. Everyone else would think you were just making a withdrawal and... yeah, I've thought way too hard about this.
- Pick up a person and throw 'em. Just to see how far they would go.
- Bite someone in a fight, preferably on the throat.
- Punch holes in plaster walls. I've done this before. It's pretty satisfying.
- Have sex in the mud. Or outside in the rain. Although I suspect that both of these wouldn't actually be any fun.
