Insane urges you'll never follow up on

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

For some reason, my arms get this urge to stab my father after he speaks for long enough.

No idea why, but I could never hurt him.

 

[Xerxesrogue]

Cutting myself...AGAIN...

Know what you mean, though I won't for a number of reasons.
On the other hand, the thought of a girl doing that to me, has been kind of appealing, ever since I quit...

 

[Digikid]

Telling stupid customers that they are indeed stupid idiots.

I had a customer come up to me WHILE I was putting milk on the shelf and literally ASK me where the milk section was.

Oh the words that I had planned. Customers are MORONS! All of them.

 

[Amondren]

Tell everyone in my school how messed up they are.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Every time I see a policeman I'm always tempted to knock their hat off and run. I don't know where the urge comes from, but it's so hard to resist it.

Also have the urge to, if I see a cute guy I'm taller than from behind, to walk up and give him a backwards hug. But I have to fight that urge for the simple reason that most guys small than me aren't of legal age. So... yeah.

 

[captainwolfos]

I occasionally feel the urge to open the car door when someone else is driving, especially at high speed. I don't really see that going down too well if I did actually do it.

 

[FoolKiller]

The weirdest thing I ever have the urge to do is

Spoiler: a bit gross

stick my hand into a blender.

Don't know why, just have that urge whenever I use it.

 

[mikaleide]

Two things

Number 1: Often when I look at a knife, I wonder how it would be like to stab someone with it.
Number 2: Swerve into oncoming traffic. Been in an accident, it wasnt that bad. Now lets see if it can be topped!

 

[crudus]

I have the urge to just start making out with my boss and a few coworkers. I really don't know why but it happens.

I've always had a fascination with the Achilles tendon. I kind of want to cut mine, just to see how my foot will act after that.

Hint: you will be unable to walk.

 

[Gustavo S. Buschle]

Cut things. Cut me, cut my table, cut the people who I wish no harm to, and stab people who I hate. Sometimes even get scarred of myself while holding a knife.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Knocking a little kids hat of his head...

I did that once. His mother was not pleased.

OT: I kind of want to get someone to nail me in the head with a metal folding chair.

 

[T-Bone24]

Sometimes I get the urge to grab a bow and arrow and just go around shooting people with it on horseback. Odds are the majority of the people I hit would be douchebags and it would be the best news story anyone ever heard ever.

I remember hearing about a town in Ireland/Scotland (can't remember) that had a law that it was legal to kill someone after midnight with a longbow.
Incidentally, I found a new insane urge.

I don't know if this has been clarified, but the town you're referring to is York which is in England, where it is (apparently) quite legal to shoot a Scotsman with a crossbow on Sundays. The whole "shoot a Scotsman" thing might have confused you.

 

[MrGseff]

I constantly have the urge to take long naps outside under a tree.

Pretty much this, put with added Jack johnson music in Hawaii

 

[T-Bone24]

I've always wanted to get in the trailer of an 18-wheeler when it's going 70+ mph on a desert road and open the back. Just to see the world whiz by. And then jump out and get all dusty and broken.

Similarly, I'd love to jump between two moving vehicles going 70 down a motorway, preferably into the back of a pickup from a convertible.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

When walking up from behind, my arms have the urge to break your neck.

I have murderous arms...

 

[LuckyClover95]

While driving, swerve onto oncoming traffic. It's more the fact that my first driving teacher was a dumbass. I go on a 55mph road, and he tells me that a headon collision would mean instant death. yet I was absolutely terrified since I never drove on a road before. the thought came, all I needed to do was jerk the wheel to the left. yet I never could, it was to stupid of an idea.

For a second I though why would you drive OFF the road, that seems unrelated? Then realized I live in England and we have freaky roads.

 

[Baldry]

Being the batman.

Whenever I see a cute(cute not hot) girl I get the urge to put her in a bear hug and nuzzle her face.

I wanna just go up to beautiful girls and tell them they beautiful, then disappear forever.

Also during my exams today I just wanted to run in arms flailing around then sit down. Then I wanted to shout during the exam, I did not.
But there is one thing I want to do, I want to watch the sun come up whilst i'm on a hill top or something equally high and just watch it rise, sadly I've never had the opportunity or energy to do it!

Grab the boob of a random passing girl, jump infront of a speeding car, test how hard I have to push an object before it impales my body. Yes I'm a sick bastard I know.

What we're not sick, we're adventurous and pervy!

When I think about it I have a lot of urges, I indulge myself in some but not the ones I want to for the most part anyway!

 

[blacon]

Plan and carry out a huge heist, just to see if I can get away with it.

 

[370999]

Kill someone. Not to hurt them but mroe to see how their faces moves as it is dieing and how people react to it. Even better do it in public and see how heroically tries to stop me and who doesn't.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Not for the faint of heart.

Spoiler

Rape and impregnate as many women as I can.

...Oh dear...