Dragon age is teaching our Kids to have sex clothed and awkwardly
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*Insert game here* is teaching our kids to *insert action here*
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DID SOMEONE SAY SWAAAAAAAG?The Wykydtron said:
OT: Er nehr, they've been playing so much LoL, that they think shouting "FOR DEMACIA", and stabbing a cowboy with their lance is a perfectly normal thing to do... ¬_¬
New Vegas teaches you that when you're in trouble, when you've hit a dead end, it's okay, there's always a solution.
The solution is drugs. Lots of drugs. All the drugs, all at once. Never mind the withdrawal, you can fix that easy. Just use 'em all and it'll turn out just fine.
The solution is drugs. Lots of drugs. All the drugs, all at once. Never mind the withdrawal, you can fix that easy. Just use 'em all and it'll turn out just fine.
Legend of Zelda is teaching our kids to break pots to find money! This needs to be stopped!
Dynasty Warriors is teaching our kids Ancient Chinese History! What has this world come to?
Assassin's Creed is teaching our kids that people never look up! Oh the humanity!
Donkey Kong Country is teaching our kids that beating up crocodiles is okay! Think of the children!
Battlefield is teaching our kids that you can jump out of a plane mid air, pull out a 50 Cal. sniper rifle, get a head shot with it, possibly on another dude in a plane, and then get back in your plane or steal the plane person you just killed. This is despicable!
Asura's Wrath is Teaching our kids it is okay to cut the ending out of a game and sell it as DLC! That's... just a shitty business practice that we shouldn't allow really.
Dynasty Warriors is teaching our kids Ancient Chinese History! What has this world come to?
Assassin's Creed is teaching our kids that people never look up! Oh the humanity!
Donkey Kong Country is teaching our kids that beating up crocodiles is okay! Think of the children!
Battlefield is teaching our kids that you can jump out of a plane mid air, pull out a 50 Cal. sniper rifle, get a head shot with it, possibly on another dude in a plane, and then get back in your plane or steal the plane person you just killed. This is despicable!
Asura's Wrath is Teaching our kids it is okay to cut the ending out of a game and sell it as DLC! That's... just a shitty business practice that we shouldn't allow really.
corrected... I hate dark souls due to how much of a broken game it is.MeChaNiZ3D said:
Oh, you didn't choose that at the beginning? LOL, guess you'll have to restart? I think i'l stick to games that have a big storyline, fun and intuitive gameplay and can be challenging at the same time without lossing the games fun factor, only thing dark souls can do is frustrate gamers, seriously, what's so fun about getting angry and feeling depressed? Oh and don't pull the whole "it's the achievement when you finally beat the boss" well no, it isn't because you instantaneously get destroyed and depressed again moments after... I hate it.
i dont think fox news or these really old out of touch politicians would have a problem with that thoughCopper Zen said:
Dragon Age: Origins is teaching us that being born different should warrant persecution. It also teaches us that genocide is perfectly acceptable when authorized by state religions.
Wii Fit is abomination that tries to teach our poor children to *gag*... exercise...
Ban this sick filth!
Ban this sick filth!
Outragious! Catherine taught us that cheating on your girlfriend is perfectly ok if you are having strange dreams about climbing sheep and are being threatened by a psychotic blonde.
It should be banned from the shelves I'd say!
It should be banned from the shelves I'd say!
Well then what we have here is a difference in opinion. Dark Souls does not have a blatant storyline, it has a hidden one that you have to intuit yourself from enemy placement, NPC dialogue and item descriptions. I like that because I am willing to put the time and effort in to piece it together, and dislike being told what to do by NPCs to advance the plot. You, apparently, would like the storyline handed to you and always clear, which is fine too, play just about any other game. If you think hitting the enemy first is the best way to deal with them, you have not tried parrying, although when you have a strong enough weapon it can be a good strategy, but only for weak enemies. There is no choice in the game that you cannot recover from, and starting class is especially insignificant for PvE, although killing every NPC will make the game harder. Have you ever heard a Dark Souls player say that the fun part IS being frustrated? No, because it isn't, it's the challenge and the satisfaction of overcoming it. Apparently to you that doesn't matter, because there will be another challenge and you'll have to overcome that, and for some reason you think the game should just give up once you've beaten the first difficult boss. I assure you it has no 'lack of combat', and the depth of combat with the majority of weapons having unique movesets is more than in most games. My final point, if you think it is only pretending to be difficult and isn't actually difficult, why do you get destroyed immediately after every victory? You'd think if it wasn't difficult you might've done a bit better. Where did you get up to, out of curiosity? I can't believe anyone who has beaten Ornstein and Smough would be so quick to discredit the satisfaction of overcoming a difficult challenge.CharrHearted said:
As for me, Dark Souls is my favourite game of all time, so it must be doing something right, don't you think?
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