Katamari Damacy taught me how to roll up everything in sight into a ball and create new planets and stars. I'm so glad I learned how to do this!
*Insert game here* is teaching our kids to *insert action here*
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Cooking Mama is teaching our children how to cook shitty meals for their families; resulting in a worldwide epidemic of explosive diarrhea!
Dragon Age: Origins is teaching us that being born different should warrant persecution. It also teaches us that genocide is perfectly acceptable when authorized by state religions.
Pokemon is a terrible game. It encourages children to keep dangerous wild animals as pets & to embrace abominations.
Believe in your strengths. BELIEVE!!!!!
Believe in your strengths. BELIEVE!!!!!
Infinite Undiscovery is teaching children that nonsensical pairing of words is enigmatic and artsy.
Skylanders teaches our children that if you attach a physical collectible to a game, on disc DLC is not only permitted but encourages people to buy hundreds of dollars worth of toys.
Tropico teaches our children to run Cuba efficiently, if given the opportunity.
Akai Katana, Otomedius Excellent, and DeathSmiles all teach our children that bullet hell shoot em ups must have a ridiculous name.
Mortal Kombat teaches our children to finish what they've started.
and last but not least,
Saints Row: The Third teaches our children to not take anything too fucking seriously
Skylanders teaches our children that if you attach a physical collectible to a game, on disc DLC is not only permitted but encourages people to buy hundreds of dollars worth of toys.
Tropico teaches our children to run Cuba efficiently, if given the opportunity.
Akai Katana, Otomedius Excellent, and DeathSmiles all teach our children that bullet hell shoot em ups must have a ridiculous name.
Mortal Kombat teaches our children to finish what they've started.
and last but not least,
Saints Row: The Third teaches our children to not take anything too fucking seriously
Counter strike teaches our children that bullets wont go though cardboard boxes and hit us. We should just make armor out of card board boxes.
Killing floor teaches us to be always paranoid that something is sneaking up behind us at all times.
Killing floor teaches us to be always paranoid that something is sneaking up behind us at all times.
Oddworld is teaching our children to drink alcohol and fart excessively.
MineCraft is teaching children that if you punch a tree enough it will turn into a wooden block.
The iDOLM@STER is teaching children that it's okay to aim for a lofty career in showbiz.
MineCraft is teaching children that if you punch a tree enough it will turn into a wooden block.
The iDOLM@STER is teaching children that it's okay to aim for a lofty career in showbiz.
I feel our kids learn much more valuable skills from Megaman... like JUMP N SHOOT, JUMPA SHOOTMAN!Dirty Hipsters said:
Typing of the Dead taught our kids to use words, keystrokes, and proper grammar to fight the armies of hell and undead
edit: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney teaches our kids that EVERYONE who is defended by a well-meaning defense attorney happens not to be guilty 100% of the time.
L.A. Noire is disgusting! Now touching every dead body you see is "cool," ugh.
Mortal Kombat is atrocious! All the kids are throwing around their razor blade hats and literally tearing each other apart with their bare hands!
Madworld is terrible! My neighbors son just got a highly-advanced prosthetic with a chainsaw installed!
Heavy Rain is annoying! Now I can't even go shopping without hearing everyone shout "Jason!"
Dead Space 3 is mind-numbing! The future of our society just sped off to an ice planet to stop a viscous alien attack. I wish them Godspeed but I know it's a suicide mission.
Bioshock Infinite is racist!
Oh wait, some people actually believe this one...
But the point stands!
We need to cleanse God's green Earth of these terrible machinations!
And I thought the depravity of humanity could go no farther...
Captcha: Only DISH
I know, Captcha.
Only DISH would allow society to fall into such dark depths!
Mortal Kombat is atrocious! All the kids are throwing around their razor blade hats and literally tearing each other apart with their bare hands!
Madworld is terrible! My neighbors son just got a highly-advanced prosthetic with a chainsaw installed!
Heavy Rain is annoying! Now I can't even go shopping without hearing everyone shout "Jason!"
Dead Space 3 is mind-numbing! The future of our society just sped off to an ice planet to stop a viscous alien attack. I wish them Godspeed but I know it's a suicide mission.
Bioshock Infinite is racist!
Oh wait, some people actually believe this one...
But the point stands!
We need to cleanse God's green Earth of these terrible machinations!
And I thought the depravity of humanity could go no farther...
Captcha: Only DISH
I know, Captcha.
Only DISH would allow society to fall into such dark depths!
Kirby is terrible! It's teaching our kids to cannibalize people and share food with friends by making out!
Trauma Team is terrible! It's teaching our kids that video games aren't all about killing people!
Antichamber is terrible! How the hell did I end up in this room!? OH GOD I'M FALLING UP AND NOW I'M BELOW WHERE I WAS STANDING PREVIOUSLY
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Trauma Team is terrible! It's teaching our kids that video games aren't all about killing people!
Antichamber is terrible! How the hell did I end up in this room!? OH GOD I'M FALLING UP AND NOW I'M BELOW WHERE I WAS STANDING PREVIOUSLY
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It is, but to be fair, it's not any more racist than every other game with a majority-white cast set in a world that moves according to the whims of white people, with protagonists that are white people. So it's the same kind of casual, acculturated racism that people of color have had coming at them for decades.torno said:
Despicable! STALKER: Call of Pripyat educates those poor unsuspecting children about how to survive in a military cordon that consists of radioactively motivated anomalies and 2nd rate Cthulhu monsters! Oh the indecency!
Curse these demonic video games! I am a blue collar, God-fearing American who proudly runs a massive chicken farm. I used to have my six-year-old son help out by beheading the sick chickens. Oh, how he loved to watch those stupid headless fuckers run around...
But ever since he played some game called Legend of Zelda or something, he's terrified of the bastards. He thinks that hurting the chickens will make the the whole flock attack him. I haven't had to clean blood out of his clothes in weeks!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY???
But ever since he played some game called Legend of Zelda or something, he's terrified of the bastards. He thinks that hurting the chickens will make the the whole flock attack him. I haven't had to clean blood out of his clothes in weeks!
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY???
Spec ops: the line is bad, it teaches kids what the true horrors of war are like and how reckless heroics will always end badly!
BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU!
BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU!
Spec ops: the line is bad, it teaches kids what the true horrors of war are like and how reckless heroics will always end badly!
BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU!
BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU!
Portal is a menace to the society. It is teaching our kids how to think with portals...also encourages them to open holes in the walls with containers.
Minecraft is a compressed evil. It supports the reign of pretentious cubists and teaches our kids that they will find diamonds if they dig themselves to the ground deep enough.
And don't get me started on the Skyrim and its policy against the endangered species. We must save the Backwards Dragon from the loud and obnoxious man with horns.
Minecraft is a compressed evil. It supports the reign of pretentious cubists and teaches our kids that they will find diamonds if they dig themselves to the ground deep enough.
And don't get me started on the Skyrim and its policy against the endangered species. We must save the Backwards Dragon from the loud and obnoxious man with horns.