(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by Pookie.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Barbas was killed by monstrously bad puns.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drake the Dragonheart was killed by the Angriest Joe in the world

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a potato chip going down the wrong way.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was defeated by the Tengu of Japanese myth

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a lancer.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Barbas was slain by heart disease.

 

[Simone of Epica]

Drake died of a dragon stroke, shy of his 2,000th birthday.

 

[UltraDeth]

Simone of Epica couldn't stand up to the sheer might of 666 frames per second

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

UltraDeth was squished by an obese elvis impersonator.

 

[Simone of Epica]

Drake was slain by his own pride... of lions.

 

[UltraDeth]

Simone of Epica was put to death by a fright wig

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by Rudolph the Red Nose Ninja Reindeer

 

[UltraDeth]

albino boo was smushed between a rock and a hard dick

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by a single entendre

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Albino Boo was slain by a time traveling William Wallace.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drake the Dragonheart was split in twain by original storytelling

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by an old wives tale.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Albino Boo was slain by a scorned ex-lover.

 

[Albino Boo]

Drake the Dragonheart was slain by a hole in the heart