Instances of Ballsy Character Design

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Lord Beautiful

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<color=blue>Skip to the blue text below if you don't feel like reading my pointless ass-drippings.

We're all familiar with the handsome studmuffin with short brown hair that acts as the protagonist of roughly 75% of games nowadays, aren't we? Can we really lay too much blame on studios for making characters that don't look too distinct to eliminate the risk of alienating people from what is essentially a product intended to rake in a profit?

I don't think so, but I do think that the developers and publishers that make the faces of their games significantly out of the ordinary deserve some credit for having some weighty cojones.

I don't mean that the designers of Gordon Freeman deserve man-points for making a somewhat nerdy looking guy in power armor the face of the Half-Life franchise. No, that's not very ballsy at all.

I'm talking about selling a game with this face on the box staring at you.



Doesn't look like the sort of thing intended to rake in shit-tons of cash, does it? No, it looks like something that'll tell you a story to which only a character this mangled can do justice.

<color=blue>What instances of ballsy character design have you come across, designs that are most likely to turn away the average customer just because of how off-putting they are?

I'd like to point this guy out.



This is Raziel. Raziel is a vampire with no jaw, essentially no skin, few or no internal organs, three talons instead of five fingers/toes, the complexion of a Smurf, the stunning physique of a vulture's dinner, and two long, thick flaps of flesh hanging from his back that used to be wings before the supporting elements thereof were brutally ripped from his body by a vengeful monarch.

This guy was chosen to be the face of the non-Blood Omen Soul Reaver games. I daresay it takes some serious artistic integrity to try to sell these products to people with this character as their representative.
 

Super Toast

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Jimmy Hopkins from Bully, I suppose. Pug-like doesn't even begin to describe his appearance.
 

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I'd say Pyramid Head, except that most girls actually think he's hot, myself included. Also, so is Raziel. Just saying. They take the tortured badass look to a whole new level.
 

Vault boy Eddie

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We need a FPS where the character you play is a big fat neckbeard with saggy plump ***** tits. You'd have to eliminate the run button cause, come on, let's be real, if you don't, you'd have to add a mend cankles button to the game, and a sprint would last like 4-5 seconds and not work the rest of the game. He'd have to have a big, food encrusted, horribly unkempt beard and have a sweat stained ironic geek shirt with basketball shorts that have never been used for basketball.
 

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You knew what this was going to be


The most awkward and creepy face zooms I have experienced in my life. HERSHEY KISS HEAD!
 

Lord Beautiful

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Vault boy Eddie said:
We need a FPS where the character you play is a big fat neckbeard with saggy plump ***** tits. You'd have to eliminate the run button cause, come on, let's be real, if you don't, you'd have to add a mend cankles button to the game, and a sprint would last like 4-5 seconds and not work the rest of the game. He'd have to have a big, food encrusted, horribly unkempt beard and have a sweat stained ironic geek shirt with basketball shorts that have never been used for basketball.
Sweet Jesus, I know someone who matches that description.
 

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Lord Beautiful said:
Vault boy Eddie said:
We need a FPS where the character you play is a big fat neckbeard with saggy plump ***** tits. You'd have to eliminate the run button cause, come on, let's be real, if you don't, you'd have to add a mend cankles button to the game, and a sprint would last like 4-5 seconds and not work the rest of the game. He'd have to have a big, food encrusted, horribly unkempt beard and have a sweat stained ironic geek shirt with basketball shorts that have never been used for basketball.
Sweet Jesus, I know someone who matches that description.
We all do brother, we all do.
 

OctoH

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Thumbs up for Raziel. I think the Vault Hunters from Borderlands were pretty non-standard. Also, the AvP games...where you play as the Alien and the Predator.
 

Hussmann54

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Im not sure just how much this qualifies, but remember how ganondorf was big chested all of the sudden in wind waker? weird....
 

FalloutJack

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Raziel is a nice touch. Let's see...

Earthworm Jim and most of the characters therein,
Sweet Tooth (especially the TM: Black version),
Abe the Muddoken (if Oddworld fame),
Megabyte and Hexidecimal (from the Reboot GAME),
all the characters from the fighting game BALLZ.
 

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Super Toast said:
Jimmy Hopkins from Bully, I suppose. Pug-like doesn't even begin to describe his appearance.
I've got a rubber band ball with your name on it.
 

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Raziel reminds me of another character from the Legacy of Kain; Kain himself. I mean this both from his appearance in the original Blood Omen when he looked human and from the Soul Reaver/ Defiance age. Hell, he was always ugly, and as a character he only got more arrogant and morally suspect as time went on.
 

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DustyDrB said:
Super Toast said:
Jimmy Hopkins from Bully, I suppose. Pug-like doesn't even begin to describe his appearance.
I've got a rubber band ball with your name on it.
I have a Go-Kart with 'DustyDrB Crusher' written on the front.
 

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Not just one character, but the entire cast of FF9. Going with a deliberately cartoony, stylized look over the more realistically proportioned FF7 and 8 was a dicey move, and sadly didn't really pan out like Square probably wanted. The game didn't sell nearly as well as it could have, and the series hasn't gone back that way since.
 
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Lord Beautiful said:
I'd like to point this guy out.



This is Raziel. Raziel is a vampire with no jaw, essentially no skin, few or no internal organs, three talons instead of five fingers/toes, the complexion of a Smurf, the stunning physique of a vulture's dinner, and two long, thick flaps of flesh hanging from his back that used to be wings before the supporting elements thereof were brutally ripped from his body by a vengeful monarch.

This guy was chosen to be the face of the non-Blood Omen Soul Reaver games. I daresay it takes some serious artistic integrity to try to sell these products to people with this character as their representative.
He's kinda reminding me the hell out of Zeratul.
Just look at this dude: