Insults on XboxLive..

[Leg End]

>On Cowadooty.
>Literally shredding this one guy to pieces.
>Dude is butthurt.
>Calls me a no-life *****.
>Call him a shitty Cowadooty player.
>hemad.
>He puts his girlfriend on the mic.
>She starts calling me a ******.
>I attempt to reason with her.
>She refuses reason and continues with stupid insults.
>I call her a *****.
>She responds saying "you are just jealous you cannot have me, fatty".
>I respond with "You are a little too old for my tastes".
>She responds with "I'm 19 you ******. What are you, gay?".
>I respond with "too old, want embryo".
>This is free-for-all and everyone seems to be a /b/tard.
>Everyone gets the joke.
>She says "you'll never get a woman like me".
>Cue micspam from me.
>Everyone proceeds to laugh their asses off. XD
>She says "you sick pervert, I'm reporting you! You can't get anyone but a little girl you disgusting *****".
>Everyone drowns her out singing the song with me.
>Bros for life were made that day amongst them.

Yes, this actually happened. You have no idea how much I wish I had recorded this. XDXDXD

It made it even better that everyone in the match knew the song by heart. XD

 

[Bravo 21]

one guy called me a Hawaiian. He meant it as an insult, but really man, really?
I had no real response to that, just because well. how can you respond to something that makes that little sense, although I usually just respond by using "noob" Weapons on the douchebags, just to see them rage

 

[Valknott]

People get way too angry on FPS games. Especially younger people. I'm not saying I'm not guilty, but it's the hormone crazed teenagers that lose it and can't let their defeats go.

I find the u mad? response the best. Or "Listen, you need to calm dooooowwn."

Also singing messages with girl band lyrics are awfully hilarious.

 

[Vault101]

This whole XBL thing is facinating

I wanna go on now just to see what kind of abuse ill get (being female and all)

 

[nstalaat]

-Instigator
"Jesus, are you fucking scared of open spaces or something? get the fuck out of the corner and try playing the game like it was meant to be played"

-Me
"You know how when you touch you ball sack and smell your hand it smells like vinegar sometimes? Well I just did that and it smells like febreeze"

He was absolutely speechless. Pretty much everyone with a mic was laughing for the remainder of the match (Black Ops)

 

[DefunctTheory]

Get head set.

Sing 'Never going to give you up.' They will atempt to shout over your melody. Don't rise to the bait. Continue singing.

Watch as they quit the game.

As always, Rick has given us the tools to deal with fools.

 

[soultrain117]

I normally do not respond to this kind of thing, but this one guy sent me 6 messages. I responded by saying "I suggest you change your emblem you have been reported by me and six of the people on my fiends list" He had a swastika and a KKK member hanging and African American in his emblem. He then sent 8 messages saying the same thing "you pussy *****" to which I replied "reported for spam" to which he did not reply because he got banned. (I am guessing that this wasn't the first time he had done something like this)

 

[Dango]

There were some random guys from a clan calling out me and my team on everything we did in Call of Duty 4, so when we got back to the lobby it was just a bunch of people yelling at each other. I really had no part in it until I got called out, but it wasn't for any specific reason, thy just called me out because I was on the other team.

So after being called out and not saying anything for a while, I just sent their "leader" a message saying:
"Shut the fuck up ;D"

Then they left.

 

[zombiejoe]

>On Cowadooty.
>Literally shredding this one guy to pieces.
>Dude is butthurt.
>Calls me a no-life *****.
>Call him a shitty Cowadooty player.
>hemad.
>He puts his girlfriend on the mic.
>She starts calling me a ******.
>I attempt to reason with her.
>She refuses reason and continues with stupid insults.
>I call her a *****.
>She responds saying "you are just jealous you cannot have me, fatty".
>I respond with "You are a little too old for my tastes".
>She responds with "I'm 19 you ******. What are you, gay?".
>I respond with "too old, want embryo".
>This is free-for-all and everyone seems to be a /b/tard.
>Everyone gets the joke.
>She says "you'll never get a woman like me".
>Cue micspam from me.
>Everyone proceeds to laugh their asses off. XD
>She says "you sick pervert, I'm reporting you! You can't get anyone but a little girl you disgusting *****".
>Everyone drowns her out singing the song with me.
>Bros for life were made that day amongst them.

Yes, this actually happened. You have no idea how much I wish I had recorded this. XDXDXD

It made it even better that everyone in the match knew the song by heart. XD

you...just won at life.

lol, greatness

 

[WolfEdge]

"Cry some more."

Gets them every time.

 

[Leg End]

>On Cowadooty.
>Literally shredding this one guy to pieces.
>Dude is butthurt.
>Calls me a no-life *****.
>Call him a shitty Cowadooty player.
>hemad.
>He puts his girlfriend on the mic.
>She starts calling me a ******.
>I attempt to reason with her.
>She refuses reason and continues with stupid insults.
>I call her a *****.
>She responds saying "you are just jealous you cannot have me, fatty".
>I respond with "You are a little too old for my tastes".
>She responds with "I'm 19 you ******. What are you, gay?".
>I respond with "too old, want embryo".
>This is free-for-all and everyone seems to be a /b/tard.
>Everyone gets the joke.
>She says "you'll never get a woman like me".
>Cue micspam from me.
>Everyone proceeds to laugh their asses off. XD
>She says "you sick pervert, I'm reporting you! You can't get anyone but a little girl you disgusting *****".
>Everyone drowns her out singing the song with me.
>Bros for life were made that day amongst them.

Yes, this actually happened. You have no idea how much I wish I had recorded this. XDXDXD

It made it even better that everyone in the match knew the song by heart. XD

you...just won at life.

lol, greatness

Why thank you.

It warms my non-existent heart to know that me singing Little Girls makes people happy.

Loli Damn Eet, I really wished I would have recorded it... D: