That is so. You may be unaware of such legislation, but monocle-abuse is still punishable with death. That is why only the most experienced of monocle-users may be witnessed displaying their manifold talents in regards to the wearing of such monocles.RhombusHatesYou said:Good Lord! One can only hope you weren't in the smoking room of you local club/society when this dreadful breach of decorum occured or you may never be able to show your face to your fellows again. Not even in the steam baths should such shocking displays of emotion and monocle abuse be allowed to pass without comment. If this were indeed the situation I fear only a posting in the colonies for several years would allow the shame to fade to a point where you could reasonably be allowed to once again grace polite society.pantsoffdanceoff said:Your question is so outrageously shocking that my monocle has fallen into my tea cup.
I myself have recently progressed from "Amateur Aficionado" to "Experienced Connoisseur" of monocle-wearing. I need only progress to "Gentleman" rank and, you bet your second shilling sir, I shall be taking this baby to the streets.