International view of the English?

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Dr Snakeman

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Woodsey said:
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vivadelkitty said:
I actually quite like the English...[sup]Is that really how the rest of the world sees America? Damn, I hope not.[/sup]
I don't think that's the way the whole world sees the US of A, it's just the stereotype.

Thus,I will now proceed to stereotype the English: tea-drinking atheists with an imperial mindset left over from their days of power; they have bad teeth, and are nearly as fat as us Americans because the only thing they like to drink as much as tea is "a pint of stout".

There. I'm done.
Atheists is a rather odd stereotype to throw in xD
Not really. It's really a stereotype of the entire European continent. Several hundred years of theocratic monarchies will do that to you, I suppose.
 

Anticitizen_Two

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The English are generally seen here as being stuck-up, conceited, and obsessed with tea.

Oh yeah, and crappy goalies. :)
 

unoleian

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
unoleian said:
The only real thing that comes to mind when I hear "English" are your famously bad teeth.

That's about it...
Which is actually provably false.
A study performed by OECD, an international economic organization, on the state of dental hygiene in developed countries has concluded that the British have the very best teeth in the entire world, with an average of just 0.6 of a tooth decaying per citizen. Not just "not the worst"--the absolute fucking best!
- From Cracked [http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html]

It's just that the American and British idea of "Nice teeth" differs so much [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7633254.stm]. We like to have ours "au naturale", while the American fancy is for artificially whitened/straightened.
I actually went through the braces myself. There's a lot of good to be said for moving that rogue snaggle-tooth that painfully hooks on another whenever you chew. Quite amazing, and worth the hassle, IMO. Judging from the net of the people I'm employed with, I blame soda (especially Mountain Dew) for many people's tooth problems here. That stuff is like battery acid on cotton when it comes to teeth. Some of those people slam 4-5 of those a day, and wonder why they're out 12 teeth at age 30. Disgusting, to me.

I never meant to imply that Brit's teeth were unhealthy, but it's hard to overlook that stereotype of the broken piano for a mouth. It is quite popular...

But anyway, I was simply, as I think I picked up from across that way, "taking the piss" with that statement :)
 

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The British brought Tea Time to the world. NOT COOL GUYS. I also don't care very much for the way sentences are organized over there and the lack of any good sports that aren't Soccer or Rugby (cricket = no sir). Other than that I'm fine with English people as a whole.

The stereotype of Americans is mostly true, except the way you portray us is as a white community of Civil War confederates. America is the biggest melting pot there is, and there are infinite types of idiots here. The part of the stereotype that rings true is our stubbornness, and willingness to use guns. The fat ratio is still under %50 last I checked, and since we're a melting pot, a lot of us are not Christian.
 

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I'm Canadian, so I think of them as the grown up cousin of ours. Our rowdy, moronic older brother to the south thinks they're queer, but we have an understanding with one another. Mostly because the Brits helped us kick America's ass when they tried to invade us.

But then the British had to get snooty and go to New Orleans, get killed, and then get that fucking song made which will never leave my mind.
"We Fired once more and they started runnin', down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico."
Dear god that's annoying.

I also think that we Canadians share the same sense of humour as England. Dry, sarcastic comments, mostly.

About accents. Well, I live in the Ottawa Valley, so we have our own distinct accent, so naturally, we are attuned to picking out subtle differences to tell who is and isn't from the Valley. I can understand most English and Scottish accents just fine.

But this is what I think of your soccer hooligans.
 
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unoleian said:
I never meant to imply that Brit's teeth were unhealthy, but it's hard to overlook that stereotype of the broken piano for a mouth. It is quite popular...
Yeah, which is quite strange as, like the evidence says, the reverse is true.
But anyway, I was simply, as I think I picked up from across that way, "taking the piss" with that statement :)
Proper use, proper grammar; we'll make an Englishman of you yet ;)
 

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I'm English and whenever someone from - usually America I have to say - meets me they assume that we should all talk a certain way (like we're from London). That annoys me, given the vast accents that the country has.

I once told someone I came from Birmingham and they asked me what part of London that was in. And they were serious.

No amount of Picard Facepalming could help by that point.

I guess just how it annoys Americans that they are often portrayed as rednecks, it annoys me that when I watch an American show with a 'fake English' person on it (i.e. played by an American) we always dress in tweed, have no sense of style, humour or irony and speak in an accent that makes the Queen sound common.
 

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I could obliterate any negative comments made against the British (I'm British, duh), because I know that we are better than the rest of the world, not the politics, not the military, not the industry, not the economy, not the chavs, not the immigrants. It's the stiff upper lip, the way we keep our sense of humour during a bombing raid, the 'tally ho chaps' 'hav' at em' mentality that keeps us undeniably better than everyone else.
 

Zepren

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FOOK YOO!

That's the general census up here (Scotland).

Seriously, if I hear the words "Defoe", "Rooney" or "1966" again, let's just say it'll be like the time you guys pissed off Robert the Bruce and that didn't end well for yous.

England is so big on themselves. Think they are one of the most powerful countries. Replace "are" with "were" and you'd be closer to the truth.

In other news, everyone loves the Scottish and the Irish
 

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I think the only negative stereotype about the English I've ever witnessed poked fun at around in the southern US is that they have bad teeth. I mean, I've definitely heard of the stereotype about them being pish posh and wearing top hats and drinking tea, but I've never actually heard people joking about it myself. I don't think a lot of folks feel strongly one way or the other, to tell you the truth.

Ummmmm, but mostly I think the accent is just devilishly attractive and, therefore, most Englishmen are sexy by proxy. Amy Winehouse and Russel Brand excluded.
 

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Continuity said:
J4D3N said:
Rakkana said:
You know the classic accent everyone thinks we have? I've only ever met 3 people who speak like that.
wow, ive never even met 3
Really, I know loads (probably myself included). Do you guys live in the south?
Yer i live in Bedfordshire, you?. Unless it just says something about the people i hang out with lol
 

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I think we're all... normal? Yes, we queue and complain a lot, but other than that we're about as diverse as every other country out there.

vivadelkitty said:
Is that really how the rest of the world sees America? Damn, I hope not.
Well... it's the standard stereotype, but hardly anyone really believes it.
 

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superbatranger said:
Well, I'm friends with someone from Nottingham(that's in the UK, right?), but he doesn't have the accent. He's a cool guy, nonetheless. The only other person I met from the UK had the British accent. Sadly, we didn't talk for long. He moved back to the UK. I think it was because everyone in my class thought London was in New York or California...
There is no such thing as a British accent. I think you probably mean your friend from Notts doesn't have a London/Home Counties accent, which is the one you hear. That's not what the majority of Britain sounds like... your friend probably sounds more Northern/Yorkshire.
 
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poet_lawreate said:
superbatranger said:
Well, I'm friends with someone from Nottingham(that's in the UK, right?), but he doesn't have the accent. He's a cool guy, nonetheless. The only other person I met from the UK had the British accent. Sadly, we didn't talk for long. He moved back to the UK. I think it was because everyone in my class thought London was in New York or California...
There is no such thing as a British accent. I think you probably mean your friend from Notts doesn't have a London/Home Counties accent, which is the one you hear. That's not what the majority of Britain sounds like... your friend probably sounds more Northern/Yorkshire.
I honestly have no idea. We were in chemistry together in 11th grade, and that was 2-3 years ago.
 

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I don't view the English in any certain way. Like almost ever other country in the world, the types of people who live in England are pretty diverse, so like the people in every other country, there are some I like and some I don't like. And besides, I have quite a few English friends here in New York.
 

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unoleian said:
The only real thing that comes to mind when I hear "English" are your famously bad teeth.

That's about it...
Oddly enough, we know have some of the best teeth in the world, the Polish now have the worst teeth, apparently.
The stereotype probably originated due to the fact that if you're British and you get your teeth whitened you're a pretentious prick; however, if you do the same in America, it's a statement of wealth.
 

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Jackalb said:
KaiRai said:
The English are all wankers!

Being English, I can say this :p Just from my point of view, it largely seems like my country is made up of half law breakers, and half idiots that allow the law breakers to run amock. Damn themmmm.
Sounds like you're from the North.
Although to be fair it's rather scum-ridden here too.
Nope, from Birmingham. It's mostly full of Asylum seekers and people who hate Asylum seekers. Uni + Uni flat cannot come quick enough!
 

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The general consensus from every foreign person I've spoken to in the office is that England is an out of control country full of rude and aggressive people. The posh 'Jeeves and Woster' England is long gone in the minds of most.

Every time I've been to England and left the comfort of my brother's neighborhood I've seen a country in decline both socially and and architecturally. I absolutely LOVE London and try to visit as often as I can but the greater London area seems to be turning into a wasteland. I went to Barking and as soon as I stepped off the train I saw to Indian fellows mugging and a black teenager for his phone, the place was covered in graffiti and most windows were boarded up. More I traveled more of this I saw.

That being said, I can't comment on anywhere outside of that area, I've never been anywhere else in England though I have it on good authority that Nottingham, Bath and Bristol are lovely (accompanied by threatening glares from my colleagues)