I'm Canadian, so I think of them as the grown up cousin of ours. Our rowdy, moronic older brother to the south thinks they're queer, but we have an understanding with one another. Mostly because the Brits helped us kick America's ass when they tried to invade us.
But then the British had to get snooty and go to New Orleans, get killed, and then get that fucking song made which will never leave my mind.
"We Fired once more and they started runnin', down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico."
Dear god that's annoying.
I also think that we Canadians share the same sense of humour as England. Dry, sarcastic comments, mostly.
About accents. Well, I live in the Ottawa Valley, so we have our own distinct accent, so naturally, we are attuned to picking out subtle differences to tell who is and isn't from the Valley. I can understand most English and Scottish accents just fine.
But this is what I think of your soccer hooligans.