Internet survivor

[SmartIdiot]

Post your contact information on 4chan.

Best advice in one line. Why did anyone bother posting after this?

In all seriousness though:
1. Use your damn brain.
2. Remember 99% of anything posted anywhere is bullshit.
3. Also remember, it's just a tool. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[TOGSolid]

That, essentially. If they're thin skinned, I'd tell them to just turn right the fuck around so that they don't get their feelings instantly hurt.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

1) Unplug your PC
2) Go outside
3) Enjoy having a life

And you posted this on an internet forum, proving you did not follow your own advice. If your advice isn't even followed by yourself, why would others follow it?

OT:

Spoiler: my joke advice

1) Go to 4chan's /b/
2) Go to Encylopedia Dramatica and hit random article
3) "I'm feeling lucky" blue waffle.

Spoiler: my real advice

1) Do not go anywhere associated with Anonymous.
2) Do not use the I'm feeling lucky button on google.
3) Do not click on unknown links on an unmoderated forum.

 

[Ken Sapp]

1) Unplug your PC
2) Go outside
3) Enjoy having a life

And you posted this on an internet forum, proving you did not follow your own advice. If your advice isn't even followed by yourself, why would others follow it?

Because I am more knowledgeable on the subject than they are and if they haven't been exposed yet then they most likely shouldn't be? If I were experienced with hiring back alley hookers and a friend asked me for advice on his first time I would tell him not too and to go woo a nice girl instead

 

[Marmooset]

Lets say that someone you know is going on internet for a first time, what three advises will you give him/her to save his/hers life?

Aw hell. I thought from the topic heading we were going to slowly eliminate everyone in the internet until only 1 person was left standing.

I figured I'd make at least round 4.

 

[MKScorpion]

If you give people on 4chan your private information, they'll send you free gifts!

Go to the Offended Page because there are some cool things there!

Tell everyone you're 12 years old, that way you'll get all the chicks!

Go to Chatroulette since you'll have a good chance to meet hot girls!

 

[Enigma6667]

1.) Do NOT go to 4chan.
2.) Check out a couple of Encyclopedia Dramatica articles in order to be familiar with memes. But don't stay there too long, or you'll end up in 4chan, which is a violation of rule one.
3.) Make an account on The Escapist. That way, you'll be with people on the internet who don't suck.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Go to 4Chan.

Hold on, all you naysayers. 4Chan was, is, and always shall be the fount from which all Internet comes forth. Without visiting 4Chan and seeing the worst (and arguably, the best) Internets has to offer, you'll never understand the Internet culture.

Besides, we Channers made the internet. You fuggin' kids just stole it from us.

 

[teutonicman]

Use google to find the porn

Google will bring you everything you want... for better or worse.

 

[William Dickbringer]

1) Unplug your PC
2) Go outside
3) Enjoy having a life

And you posted this on an internet forum, proving you did not follow your own advice. If your advice isn't even followed by yourself, why would others follow it?

Go to Encylopedia Dramatica and hit random article

Uh what happens if you do does it take you to an eye raping page

O.T. 1. stay away from 4chan and anything involving trolls and /b/
2. never piss off /b/
3. (and most important) learn to triforce so that way you can't be dubbed a newfag

 

[TheTaco007]

Hmm...
1) Avoid furry´s at all cost, they are scary people that you don't want contact with
2) Never download porn, stream it
3) When bored, visit 4chan.
That should make any new user ready for what internet have to offer.

Wow, furry hater much?

 

[Ganthrinor]

ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE YOU ENTER HERE.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Just one;

Be cautious, be alert.

Go to 4Chan.

Hold on, all you naysayers. 4Chan was, is, and always shall be the fount from which all Internet comes forth. Without visiting 4Chan and seeing the worst (and arguably, the best) Internets has to offer, you'll never understand the Internet culture.

Besides, we Channers made the internet. You fuggin' kids just stole it from us.

Go away, troll.

I sincerely hope you're joking.

 

[child of lileth]

1: Watch out for the words with double meanings.

2: If you think you won something, chances are you're just walking into spy-ware or a trojan.

3: Pretty much everything can be found for free on the internet, but you better have a decent anti-virus program if you are lazy about the safety / legitimacy of files.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Just one;

Be cautious, be alert.

Go to 4Chan.

Hold on, all you naysayers. 4Chan was, is, and always shall be the fount from which all Internet comes forth. Without visiting 4Chan and seeing the worst (and arguably, the best) Internets has to offer, you'll never understand the Internet culture.

Besides, we Channers made the internet. You fuggin' kids just stole it from us.

Go away, troll.

Allow me to reiterate. I hold a differing opinion from you, therefore I am a troll? Your logic is folly. I've been a contributing member of this forum for nearing on two years, have written several thought-provoking articles (most of which express an opinion, which you seem to hold extreme disdain for), all of which have generated several pages of discussion.

If I am a troll, then I sincerely wish that this forum had more trolls.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Just one;

Be cautious, be alert.

Go to 4Chan.

Hold on, all you naysayers. 4Chan was, is, and always shall be the fount from which all Internet comes forth. Without visiting 4Chan and seeing the worst (and arguably, the best) Internets has to offer, you'll never understand the Internet culture.

Besides, we Channers made the internet. You fuggin' kids just stole it from us.

Go away, troll.

Allow me to reiterate. I hold a differing opinion from you, therefore I am a troll? Your logic is folly. I've been a contributing member of this forum for nearing on two years, have written several thought-provoking articles (most of which express an opinion, which you seem to hold extreme disdain for), all of which have generated several pages of discussion.

If I am a troll, then I sincerely wish that this forum had more trolls.

If your views of 4chan is that of a good place, then yes, You are a troll.

If that's your idea of what a troll is, then you're an idiot. A troll is someone who attempts to irritate, infuriate, or annoy other people. If my saying that 4Chan isn't the hell that people seem to think it is (It admittedly has its dark side: I never said he should visit /b/) makes me a troll... then I don't even know what to do with that.

Seriously, you need to chillax, bromosexual. Tossing out words like that is hurtful. You're acting like I personally insulted your mother or some similar crime.