Internetz speak into sophisticated english

[No one knows]

j/k
- Of course, my previous statement was merely meant for the purpose of entertainment.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

I heard you liek mudkipz - Kind Sir, It has come to my attention that you enjoy a certain queer little aquatic creature that resides in damp dirt. *puffs pipe*

 

[Pimppeter2]

I've invented my own slang. Since every one says

"Use the search bar" It has become UTSB

Someone care to translate that?

 

[Exuberance]

BOOM HEADSHOT!- With the best of my marksmanship ability I have clearly landed a round within your skull. This feat was also accompanied by a loud concussive blast of air.

 

[teisjm]

I've invented my own slang. Since every one says

"Use the search bar" It has become UTSB

Someone care to translate that?

Your abbundance of ego or lack of intellegence has lead you to think that your thought are original. clearly, this is not the case, and your message is not appreciated

 

[Caimekaze]

Tits or GTFO
~Madam, show us your breasts or kindly vacate the premises.

I prefer the translation: "Reveal unto us thine bosom, or kindly take thy leave of us."

OMG!!!11!: That which you have said is of great interest to me.

brb: I must depart, but worry not; I shall return shortly.

gtg: Alas, life calls and as such I must take my leave of you. Farewell!

 

[BaronXS]

no u: I do believe that you fit all the qualifications of what was just said, not I.

 

[gigastrike]

 

[TheFacelessOne]

PWNT
-I believe I just humiliated you, my friend.

Sniped
-I just made a hole in your forehead.

Jk
-Excuse my statement, it was merely an attempt to create laughter.

Noob
-Dear Sir/Ma'am, I believe you lack the skill required to play this particular source of entertainment.


To my Sniped one, this is one you yell:

"POW! RIGHT IN THE FACE!"

 

[blaze96]

I've invented my own slang. Since every one says

"Use the search bar" It has become UTSB

Someone care to translate that?

I'll take a crack at it.

UTSB: Sir, I must kindly ask to search and see if what you are about to do has already been done.
or
I must say that you are repeating something that has been done quite recently.

 

[Anarchemitis]

This is what I have been doing for about 10 seconds now.

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

I'd hit it - I would sincerely like to slap those round buttocks that are ever so abundant with fat.

 

[gigastrike]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/410132

Just remembered this.

 

[sln333]

major hax00r- It appears this gentleman has gone against the pre-conceived standards.

ROFL- The phrase you just spoke has caused me to chuckle so much that I nearly fell down.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Ub3r 1337- quite grand and far superior to other things pertaining to the same nature.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Roflcopter - Good sir! That quip craved with that sharp tongue of yours has surely taken flight!

WTF - What on God's green earth might I enquire is the sense in what I have encountered?

 

[Gerazzi]

oh dear god...
IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF STEAMPUNK PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
*peers around, expecting a Big Daddy*
...

teapot: Player so new they didn't even change their avatar yet.
Yes, I play too much Instantaction.

 

[Timotei]

SHOOP DA WHOOP
~I am preparing to fire my charged beam of energy

 

[Timotei]

I can has cheezburger?
~I ask good sir if I might have a patty of beef with cheese.

Newfag
~I say sir/madam, please do not involve yourself until you a remote idea of which you speak of.

Wut
~I dar say that your last comment was rather disturbing.

 

[Zani]

Inb4lock: I managed to post in this thread, which is clearly derailed, stupid or meaningless before it was locked by a moderator of this website.

And someone needs to write all of this down and publish it.