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STFU
Please silence yourself, I am trying to think and I am becoming agitated by the constant barrage of noise you make.
STFU
Please silence yourself, I am trying to think and I am becoming agitated by the constant barrage of noise you make.
Well, it appears you have amused me most spectacularly as I briefly vacated the conversation to begin hysterical convulsions upon the floor.
Or:
I RoFL'd.
Or:
I RoFL'd.
One must understand that gaming slang is an artform; it is not merely an abbreviation, but already exists as coded packets of data that can be quickly translated into proper english.
A few of the more common terms:
wtf n00b?
- I am sorry, but I was so busy dicking around that I wasn't paying attention, and so completely missed what was going on.
lol pwnd!
- By sheer fluke, I managed to defeat you. I am going to gloat about this as if it was a major accomplishment worthy of life-changing status, such as marriage or the birth of a child, as niether of these (along with a plethora of other normal social interactions) will never be mine to experience.
stfu noob!
- Your point was valid, informative and most eloquently expressed. Unfortunately, it was directed at a total fucktard. Please remember you are talking to an inbred whose right hand won't even go to third base with him, and adjust your statements accordingly.
OMFG hax0r!
- It seems you [the person to whom the comment is directed] did something I never could, or will; you learned how to play the game. Whilst your tactics are most likely only a slight step above blindly rushing an emplaced weapon position, they are still leaps and bounds beyond my capability. Well done, sir!
A few of the more common terms:
wtf n00b?
- I am sorry, but I was so busy dicking around that I wasn't paying attention, and so completely missed what was going on.
lol pwnd!
- By sheer fluke, I managed to defeat you. I am going to gloat about this as if it was a major accomplishment worthy of life-changing status, such as marriage or the birth of a child, as niether of these (along with a plethora of other normal social interactions) will never be mine to experience.
stfu noob!
- Your point was valid, informative and most eloquently expressed. Unfortunately, it was directed at a total fucktard. Please remember you are talking to an inbred whose right hand won't even go to third base with him, and adjust your statements accordingly.
OMFG hax0r!
- It seems you [the person to whom the comment is directed] did something I never could, or will; you learned how to play the game. Whilst your tactics are most likely only a slight step above blindly rushing an emplaced weapon position, they are still leaps and bounds beyond my capability. Well done, sir!
O RLY- i bring your previous statement into question
YA RLY - as reply to above questioning remark i insist that this statement is true
NO WAI- this is inconceivable, it could not have happened.
WAI- good sir i am willing to prove to you that it did indeed happen
YA RLY - as reply to above questioning remark i insist that this statement is true
NO WAI- this is inconceivable, it could not have happened.
WAI- good sir i am willing to prove to you that it did indeed happen
RTFM
Good sir the answer you seek lies in the manual, kindly read it before bothering us with another question most likely addressed in the aforementioned manual.
Good sir the answer you seek lies in the manual, kindly read it before bothering us with another question most likely addressed in the aforementioned manual.
"FTW"
i am participating in this event whit the clear intentions of declaring victory mine.
"OWNED! NOOBS SHUT UP I AM TEH LEET!!"
i would just ask for a moment of silence here to declare my victory, it is yet another testimony of my ability's that is the fruit of my hard labor and excruciating practice, truly gentlemen you would have to practice in order to best me at this particular event.
"dude check this picture of my cat, it is hilarious"
good sir i have problems, my pet has become my entire social life and im beginning to find its every action to be amusing, i have scared of several other people by wanting to share some particular amusing photographs of my pet and i cant stop, help me good sir and you are a true friend.
i am participating in this event whit the clear intentions of declaring victory mine.
"OWNED! NOOBS SHUT UP I AM TEH LEET!!"
i would just ask for a moment of silence here to declare my victory, it is yet another testimony of my ability's that is the fruit of my hard labor and excruciating practice, truly gentlemen you would have to practice in order to best me at this particular event.
"dude check this picture of my cat, it is hilarious"
good sir i have problems, my pet has become my entire social life and im beginning to find its every action to be amusing, i have scared of several other people by wanting to share some particular amusing photographs of my pet and i cant stop, help me good sir and you are a true friend.
Lolfag!!1
I am sorry for what I have said, but I am obviously as good as you, and where you failed, I could quite possibly fail as well. However, in order to make myself seem better, I must insult you and claim you are a flaming, terrible homosexual.
I am sorry for what I have said, but I am obviously as good as you, and where you failed, I could quite possibly fail as well. However, in order to make myself seem better, I must insult you and claim you are a flaming, terrible homosexual.
lolwut
I have become quite confounded from your previous statement, so much so that it has become quite humorous how abnormal the previous statement is.
I have become quite confounded from your previous statement, so much so that it has become quite humorous how abnormal the previous statement is.
Okay I finished with a sharpie and the book BEER NOWCogito said:
EDIT: and now for my contribution
(from... 4chan ugh my friend scourges it like a mad man)
MOAR PLZ:
I would kindly ask for more of photo's of this theme for I rather enjoyed them