Yes, I've gone mad. This is an astoundingly dumb, crazy idea, and I must have truly lost it to believe that anyone on here's gonna read something longer than a few sentences, but sod it, I want to do it, and I hope to see if anyone else has the possibly insane tendency to give my skyrim characters a full personality and a little backstory.
Post an interview with your skyrim character, as many as them as you like. It could be in any format you want, but I'll be damn impressed if you bother making a video/audio version.
The questions could vary, but here's some suggestions;
What do you do in skyrim/what's your job?
Why do you do it? How?
What's your position on the war?
What do you say about rumours that you're dragonborn/a werewolf/a vampire?
Write the questions in italics, the code for it is 'i' in a square brackets, same as
Post an interview with your skyrim character, as many as them as you like. It could be in any format you want, but I'll be damn impressed if you bother making a video/audio version.
The questions could vary, but here's some suggestions;
What do you do in skyrim/what's your job?
Why do you do it? How?
What's your position on the war?
What do you say about rumours that you're dragonborn/a werewolf/a vampire?
Write the questions in italics, the code for it is 'i' in a square brackets, same as
and such.
What do you do in skyrim?
I solve problems. Bandit problems, falmer problems, ghost, daedra, whatever problems, then I get paid for it, or I just sell their stuff.
How do you do that?
Same way anything seems to get done in skyrim; Killing them. Usually with my bow, from the shadows if I can. Sometimes I can manage to wipe out entire groups of them without them ever knowing I'm there. If not, I take out the rest with my axe and sheild. I only have one rule; No innocents harmed.
Doesn't that make things difficult, with the war?
Sometimes. Soldiers don't normally attack anyone who hasn't picked a side, but being an imperial, cyrodil born and bred, I can bet I'll have trouble with the stormcloaks at some point. I might have to pick a side, and to be honest, it makes me uncomfortable.
Why?
The stormcloaks aren't all evil. I don't agree with ulfric at all, but I don't get along with the thalmor either. They're just taking whatever side they think works, under the armour, without their weapons, they're just farmers, merchants, just normal people, citizens. It doesn't feel right that I might have to kill them one day just to stop the war, or just to protect myself.
What do you say to rumours that you're dragonborn?
Erm...
At this point, a woman in hooded leather armour nearby made a gesture of dismissal to John
No comment.
What do you do in skyrim?
I smash things!
Could you...elaborate?
I smash things for money.
Okay...
Someone always wants some 'un else smashed. Jarl wants some bandits smashed, guard wants some dragon smashed, I wants some dwarf machines smashed so I can make some armour, that's what I love about skyrim, there's always something to smash, always some fightin' to be done!
I see...Why do you do that?
I already said didn't I? You deaf or somethin'? Money. Well, that and that I like smashin' things! I love the cracking sound of some idiot's ribs when I smashes them with my hammer! Matter of fact, I'd probably do it for free, until I ran out of mead, o' course...
What's your position on the war?
Ulfric needs to be smashed. He don't like orcs, or elves, or anyone except for nords. I like nords, they make good fightin', but even I don't wanna have to fight all o' them just to stay in skyrim.
What do you say about rumours that you and the companions are werewolves?
Erm...Ah, this interview's over!
At this point, Urdnot punched our interviewer in the face and jumped out the window.
What do you do in skyrim?
Whatever gets the coin.
Continue?
*sigh* I may be involved in a few illegal operations. What's legality anyway in times like this? Wars going on, dragons all over, anything I steal's probably going to get looted or burned anyway. So, yeah, I steal things, I sneak around, pick people's pockets, get into people's houses and take their valuables, occasionally leave something...illicit there, if the thieves guild requires me to do so. I also do the odd assassination. It all gets good money, and hey, among loads of soldiers dying everyday, what difference does the odd nosy person who got too interested in something for his own good gonna do?
Do you ever feel remorse for it?
Pfft. Remorse is something you feel for a friend who dies of rockjoint. All this is just business. Maybe a few people get upset, but it's all part of the game.
What's your position on the war?
An empireless skyrim...could be profitable. Of course, I side with uflric, I'm not going to be the most popular guy in camp, and who knows how he'll treat me after the war. Of course, though, I was never on the right side of the law in the first place, what's a little more hiding from ulfric? I don't know. All I know is all this chaos is good for business, and until one side looks more profitable than the other, the fence is a pretty comfortable place to sit for people like me.
What do you say about rumours that you're dragonborn?
How did you...And? So what? I'm supposed to be some big hero? Maybe I'll do some things that pay well, honestly, the money you nords'll pay for a few old dragon bones is ridiculous, but I'm no saviour. I'm just another guy trying to get some coin where-ever he can.
Heh, 3000 posts. Seems fitting that milestone should belong to some typically tldr stuff from me.