Introducing: me

[Assassin Xaero]

Hey there folks!
I don't like seafood.
I'm a cat person, although I owned dogs too.
I don't like sports.

I like you already...

Thank you! I liked being liked! You like me, so I like you. How do you like that?

I like that, but at the same time I kinda dislike that. All this liking is reminding me of facebook, which I have a hard time liking.

So you don't like liking things? Yeah, this whole liking is likely overrated.

Yeah, liking things is overrated. But there is one think I really like that isn't overrated: Bacon.

Everyone likes bacon. Hey, have you seen those guys talking about naked things and fixing things, over there?

Oh dammit... who let them out of the basement?
*sighs*
I'll go get the sledge hammer...

Thaanks!

No problem. And I like the sledge hammer.

I don't. Not at all. It hurts my everything.

That's why I like it...
[small]muhahaha[/small]

Aww. Why do you like hurting Dylan's everything?

Why not?

Hey there folks!
I don't like seafood.
I'm a cat person, although I owned dogs too.
I don't like sports.

I like you already...

Thank you! I liked being liked! You like me, so I like you. How do you like that?

I like that, but at the same time I kinda dislike that. All this liking is reminding me of facebook, which I have a hard time liking.

So you don't like liking things? Yeah, this whole liking is likely overrated.

Yeah, liking things is overrated. But there is one think I really like that isn't overrated: Bacon.

Everyone likes bacon. Hey, have you seen those guys talking about naked things and fixing things, over there?

Oh dammit... who let them out of the basement?
*sighs*
I'll go get the sledge hammer...

Thaanks!

No problem. And I like the sledge hammer.

It makes me feel safe.

You feel safe around me with a sledge hammer? Wow...

 

[no oneder]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

 

[dylan99952]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

That's ark's mating call

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

If you don't know who Picard is, you haven't been here long enough.

I kid, really. They're from Star Trek.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Hey there folks!
I don't like seafood.
I'm a cat person, although I owned dogs too.
I don't like sports.

I like you already...

Thank you! I liked being liked! You like me, so I like you. How do you like that?

I like that, but at the same time I kinda dislike that. All this liking is reminding me of facebook, which I have a hard time liking.

So you don't like liking things? Yeah, this whole liking is likely overrated.

Yeah, liking things is overrated. But there is one think I really like that isn't overrated: Bacon.

Everyone likes bacon. Hey, have you seen those guys talking about naked things and fixing things, over there?

Oh dammit... who let them out of the basement?
*sighs*
I'll go get the sledge hammer...

Thaanks!

No problem. And I like the sledge hammer.

It makes me feel safe.[/quote]

You feel safe around me with a sledge hammer? Wow...[/quote]
I trust you...don't give me a reason to break this.

Ahoy Kennedy, I'm Vanguard. There's another, better known Vanguard but I was here first dammit.

Enjoy your stay. I say that like thats all I've got to say but, if this gets quoted I'll carry on. Not right now though, tis beddybyes in the Eng-land.
I've gone on for way too long here ;_;

*trying as hard as I can with my best british accent*
'Ello! Jolly good mate. I like being weclome here. Have you heard about the Queen?
Anyways. Cheerio lad! Nevermind the bullocks!

I feel mocked :[

 

[no oneder]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

If you don't know who Picard is, you haven't been here long enough.

I kid, really. They're from Star Trek.

Sorry. I don't know my Star Trek very well.But Doctor Who... well... that's a different story.

 

[dylan99952]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

If you don't know who Picard is, you haven't been here long enough.

I kid, really. They're from Star Trek.

Sorry. I don't know my Star Trek very well.But Doctor Who... well... that's a different story.

It doesn't matter anyways. The REAL real question here is...
Spartans or elites?

 

[no oneder]

Ahoy Kennedy, I'm Vanguard. There's another, better known Vanguard but I was here first dammit.

Enjoy your stay. I say that like thats all I've got to say but, if this gets quoted I'll carry on. Not right now though, tis beddybyes in the Eng-land.
I've gone on for way too long here ;_;

*trying as hard as I can with my best british accent*
'Ello! Jolly good mate. I like being weclome here. Have you heard about the Queen?
Anyways. Cheerio lad! Nevermind the bullocks!

I feel mocked :[

No, I'm not mocking you! Please don't cry.

 

[Charli]

You don't like seafood, we can never be friends.

 

[no oneder]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

If you don't know who Picard is, you haven't been here long enough.

I kid, really. They're from Star Trek.

Sorry. I don't know my Star Trek very well.But Doctor Who... well... that's a different story.

It doesn't matter anyways. The REAL real question here is...
Spartans or elites?

I'm not following again.

 

[carpathic]

Welcome to the escapist!
What is your opinion of oven mitts and other kitchen appliances?

[small]EDIT:[/small]
[small][sup]woo 1000th post![/sup][/small]

Congrats Necrofudge!


Also, Welcome Taylor!

 

[dylan99952]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

If you don't know who Picard is, you haven't been here long enough.

I kid, really. They're from Star Trek.

Sorry. I don't know my Star Trek very well.But Doctor Who... well... that's a different story.

It doesn't matter anyways. The REAL real question here is...
Spartans or elites?

I'm not following again.

It's ok. That just means I win.

 

[Captain-Giggles]

*Pokes his head out from under a rock*
Hello there, welcome to the escapist, I may not post often but I can still feel like a part of the welcome wagon right?
Right..?
...I'll go back under my rock now.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

You feel safe around me with a sledge hammer? Wow...

I trust you...don't give me a reason to break this.[/quote]

Hmm. Well, for being the first person to trust me, here is some free bacon!

Nevermind the bullocks!

Here's the Sex Pistols!

[small]Sorry, I couldn't resist[/small]

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

If you don't know who Picard is, you haven't been here long enough.

I kid, really. They're from Star Trek.

Sorry. I don't know my Star Trek very well.But Doctor Who... well... that's a different story.

Yay, Doctor Who is awesome! Old or new series? And who's your favorite doc?

 

[no oneder]

hi

Hey there!

so where you from

I believe that's explained back there on top of page 1. But anyways.
I was born in Oakland. Me and my family moved to Vancouver. I moved out from my Vancouver house to be famous. Hasn't worked out quite as well.

 

[no oneder]

Welcome! Now to more important things:...Kirk or Picard?

Come again?

If you don't know who Picard is, you haven't been here long enough.

I kid, really. They're from Star Trek.

Sorry. I don't know my Star Trek very well.But Doctor Who... well... that's a different story.

It doesn't matter anyways. The REAL real question here is...
Spartans or elites?

I'm not following again.

It's ok. That just means I win.

Ok. Wait... wha..?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Ahoy Kennedy, I'm Vanguard. There's another, better known Vanguard but I was here first dammit.

Enjoy your stay. I say that like thats all I've got to say but, if this gets quoted I'll carry on. Not right now though, tis beddybyes in the Eng-land.
I've gone on for way too long here ;_;

*trying as hard as I can with my best british accent*
'Ello! Jolly good mate. I like being weclome here. Have you heard about the Queen?
Anyways. Cheerio lad! Nevermind the bullocks!

I feel mocked :[

No, I'm not mocking you! Please don't cry.

Pah! Crying...I'm a man too tired for that shit.
It's cool.

 

[dylan99952]

hi

Hey there!

so where you from

I believe that's explained back there on top of page 1. But anyways.
I was born in Oakland. Me and my family moved to Vancouver. I moved out from my Vancouver house to be famous. Hasn't worked out quite as well.

ooh I wanna make you famous. You can be a superhero. How do you feel abou the name Wonderweazel?