Introducing Myself as a New Community Member for Your Enjoyment

[ToastiestZombie]

Well hello there SVilleca. And welcome to the Escapist!

I'm one of the friendly forum moderators (you can identify us by our blue usernames).

As a mod, it's my civic duty to ensure you've read and understood da rules.
Do that, and you should be fine.

Enjoy your stay!

[small]Oh yeah, and don't click any red buttons, no matter how tempting it might be.[/small]

Don't listen to this person's lies! The red buttons are friendly and grant you eternal happiness.
Oh, and congrats on becoming a mod.

OT: Welcome to the Escapist. Remember to click the red button, go into the basement and go directly into any threads discussing sexism. Do those and your Escapist experience will be brilliant. Just kidding, all you need to do is keep with the rules and try not to be a bastard and you'll have a good time.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Welcome to our humble forums, friend, enjoy your stay. And don't listen to any of the lies about the basement. The basement is good. The basement is your friend. Embrace the basement. The basement loves you. Purely platonic though. It doesn't want things to be weird between you two...

Ahem... So yeah, enjoy.

And the red buttons love to be pressed. I swear nothing bad happens.

 

[Guffe]

Welcome to the Escapist!

Most things have already been said here but in case you wonder something, the quote button is a good thing

So, welcome ones again and enjoy your stay, hope it will be a long and enjoyable one!

 

[tippy2k2]

So....many....inside....jokes....system.....overload!

Anywho, welcome to The Escapist. I am Tippy2K2, residential sexy beast and defender of things that everyone else hates.

My quick tip of the day; learn to use the Spoiler tags

To do this: [-spoiler] and [/spoiler] when you're done (remove the - from the spoiler one). Please do this for large images and for God's sake do this when you're spoiling a game!

You can also add text to your spoiler box by doing [-spoiler=type your message]

Spoiler: Wanna know a secret?

I was dead the whole time!

 

[lRookiel]

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They will make anyone a mod nowadays :3

OT: Welcome to my domain, as the honorary cookie guardian I have no choice but to confiscate all cookies and cookie related food stuffs from your person for safe keeping incase of apocalypse.

Also you should totally press the red button, it's fun! :3

 

[The Funslinger]

Well hello there SVilleca. And welcome to the Escapist!

I'm one of the friendly forum moderators (you can identify us by our blue usernames).

As a mod, it's my civic duty to ensure you've read and understood da rules.
Do that, and you should be fine.

Enjoy your stay!

[small]Oh yeah, and don't click any red buttons, no matter how tempting it might be.[/small]

The swirly ones are fine, though, right?

OT: Stay out of the basement, spunkgargleweewee, and all that jazz. >_>

Have fun.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Welcome to the Escapist! Remember while you're here there are some things you should know.

Daystar Clarion is your ruler.

Stay out of the Basement.

Don't click on the red button unless you like effeminate boys.

And above all else, Blame Kross.

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Congrats on the promotion you two!

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Welcome Buddy.
I've been here for a while but never asked. What does Stay Out of the Basement mean? I imagine you are all laughing haughtily right now and drinking from a tea cup with you pinky finger outstretched saying "oh you uneducated peasant" but I'm curious.

 

[Sherokain]

Hey and welcome to the forums. I'm fairly new here my self bu that does'nt stop me from extending a friendly hello and good day. also been lurking for long or new to the site all together?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Welcome to the forums!

I will be your tour guide, be sure to keep your hands and feet inside the designated area while we tour!

Also, be sure to smile; people like smiles

 

[briankoontz]

Did anyone else think "prostitutes are getting a marketing overhaul" when reading the phrase "community member for your enjoyment"?

 

[Akytalusia]

welcome, but, don't sign your posts. i don't know where that trend came from, but it's a common thing for new people coming in, and it's not welcome here. >.>

 

[Loop Stricken]

welcome, but, don't sign your posts. i don't know where that trend came from, but it's a common thing for new people coming in, and it's not welcome here. >.>

But, you just hate fun.

~Stricken

 

[Pinkamena]

Sup. And welcome to the Escapist! I'm sure you'll spend a lot more time here than what could be called healthy. Many of us do! And if you want to be cool like me (who wouldn't), join the pubclub.

 

[YazBar]

Hi there!
May I be your friend? (I don't have any)

 

[Pinkamena]

Hi there!
May I be your friend? (I don't have any)

You've got me, don't you? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

 

[Dead Seerius]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

I'm always happy to see a thread like this. It means I can introduce newcomers to the TRUE rules of the Escapist.

1. Press the red button the first chance you get. It gives you a special present. Some people here are just selfish and don't want anyone else to join in the happiness.

2. Some people here cannot detect sarcasm so be careful you don't get a warning for being humorous.

3. Be sure to wear sunblock and eat your vegetables.

Enjoy your stay!

 

[Pinkamena]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

I'm always happy to see a thread like this. It means I can introduce newcomers to the TRUE rules of the Escapist.

1. Press the red button the first chance you get. It gives you a special present. Some people here are just selfish and don't want anyone else to join in the happiness.

2. Some people here cannot detect sarcasm so be careful you don't get a warning for being humorous.

3. Be sure to wear sunblock and eat your vegetables.

Enjoy your stay!

For shame, at least have the curtesy to put the red button in your post! I don't know how to, or else I'd do it.

 

[Sassafrass]

Get out.
Run. Run before it's too late.