INVASION!!!!!! What country do you trust to help?

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blindthrall

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Cuba. Heh, just trollin'.

Seriously, England. You don't pass up an opportunity to get the SAS on your side, sorry Canada and Australia. It would be cool to have Germany, India, Finland (Simo Haya FTW!) or Poland on our side (in that order) but they don't share the same cultural ties we enjoy with the British.

turbo4400 said:
From america and if it's possible then i choose china (no offense england, but it's based on sheer numbers) because that combo can beat anyone.
Mucinex-D said:
From the U.S.A. and I would choose Israel. I love their tactics and they have quite a formidable fighting force. And let's not forget the plethora of Jewish jokes that could be had. Alternatively I would choose Britain. I love those crazy brits.
Baron Von Evil Satan said:
If the U.S. was invaded? I choose you Isreal!!! No offense England, but Netanyahu is just a bad ass. Seriously, they're one of the smallest nations in the middle east and he still kicks everyone's ass. <3
I wouldn't trust either of those countries to put American interests ahead of their own. I'd love to fight alongside the Ruskies, but that issue of trust comes up. Although any of those countries would make better allies than Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, or Egypt, who for whatever reason receives the most US foreign aid.
Sex Rex said:
But Russia is so cool! Fine, I take Turkey.
Good pick. Turkey stuck with the US throughout the Cold War, letting us put all kinds of missile installations along the Soviet border, knowing they would be the first ones nuked by a Russian attack.
 

Downfall89

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The US, the UK, NZ definitely, maybe even the EU. Basically the entire West.

I am from Australia.
 
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NZ, ANZACs and all that. Coming in second would be Canada and UK. Then US.
However if we're factoring in firepower then I have only this to say.
"Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light "
 

Cowabungaa

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Preferably no-one. I like to be on my own, get them nations out of my sight.

But if I'd had to pick I'd go for pretty much most Western countries. Especially the Brits for being close and having the SAS and for probably having a Captain Price look-a-like somewhere in their ranks.
Freemon said:
If Kim Jong-il is
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
The Americans!

If there's some crazy tanks
and they are killing yo dudes

Who you gonna call?
The Americans!

I ain't afraid of no invader
I ain't afraid of no invader

If you're seeing things
coming across the border

Who can you call?
The Americans!
The thread. You won it.
 

Cobbs

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The Bum said:
i'm an ameircan and with the persident incharge the only ones who colud save us are the austrlins.
After all murder is leagal in AUS. =]
we kill things for a living after all. the only we can survive the constant kangaroo attacks and freaking skin liquifieng spiders
 

DanielO

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Given the fact that the Red Army actually pushed back 5/6th of the German forces in World War 2 (The germans had the buk of their forces in the East. I'd go with Russia.
 

Vhite

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If it would be giant monster invasion then who else has more experience then Japan?
 

ParkourMcGhee

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I think the Brits would only be able to properly side with the Aussies. We work with them often enough and I don't really trust many other countries. Hell I don't trsut myself! XD
 

DanielO

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Too bad that in my Endlösung I'd have to invade russia. Hm.. how about italy, turkey and japan then?
 

Azhrarn-101

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I'm from the Netherlands, so we're small fry to begin with.
But if anyone invades us, it'll probably be the US, since they have threatened on more than one occasion to invade should the UN International War-crimes Tribunal (located in Scheveningen) charge a US citizen with war crimes.

As for who to ask for help, China seems like a good choice, we probably have the better trade relations with them than anyone else. We may not like their disregard for civil rights much, but they do have the largest standing army in the world, and over the past couple of years it has gotten a lot better equipped too. Besides, they technically own the US as it is, most of the US national debt is with the Chinese after all.
 

Deadlock Radium

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Xorghul said:
Norway I think. Because if Sweden was inavaded it would probably be by Russia, so Finland would be gone already, since they would have to go through FInland to get to us.
I'm not so sure about the part with Finland:
 

GeneralDefiance

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Bored otter said:
Belgium and Luxumburg, small countries stick together.
Get andorra in on the action and you've got the axis of...well not quite evil. slightly irritating maybe or occasionally helpfull.
 

Infernai

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I live in Australia, which means that our country is so ignored that i think the obvious question to ask would be: Who in there right mind would invade Australia? It's gotten to the point that i think that if any major disaster e.g. Alien invasion, zombie Apocalypse, world ending etc. Australia would still somehow end up ignored..