INVASION!!!!!! What country do you trust to help?

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crystalsnow

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I wouldn't have complete trust, but I'd choose Russia. Just because of it's size and power.
 

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lostzombies.com said:
Teddy Roosevelt said:
I would go to Germany, because the Bundeswehr is the second largest of the armed forces in NATO aside from the US, and I find their equipment to be better than the French, who have the largest NATO military aside from the US.
eh? The UK has the largest military in NATO aside from the US and has the second most powerful power projection ability in the world (the US being the first)
Not even close. The UK only has about 435,500 soldiers total. France has 779,450, and the German Bundeswehr has 683,150.

But, it does have the largest air force and navy in Europe, so that makes it pretty damn strong, but if we are fighting China then they could easily surpass Britain in power projection if they wanted to. They can't now, but China has a lot to work with. If we are fighting Russia, then I definitely want the UK on my side, but against China, Germany is the way to go.

Actually, no. The USAF and the navy can hold its own, so I want a large NATO power with damn good weapons, so Germany it is.
 

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Mucinex-D said:
From the U.S.A. and I would choose Israel. I love their tactics and they have quite a formidable fighting force. And let's not forget the plethora of Jewish jokes that could be had. Alternatively I would choose Britain. I love those crazy brits.
While it is true that Israel can wage a war better than almost anyone in their area, they have almost no power projection to speak of, and for them to really fight a war, they have to put their economy on hold, so they wouldn't be much help for long.
 

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From the UK, i would nominate the US- and hope that when Hollywood make movies about the war they would, this time, mention that it was a team-effort.


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DarkLordofDevon said:
If the UK was invaded, I'd want the GERMANS on our side! We'd probably be fighting the French, so makes sense we'd join up with Germany. Besides, British resolve with German efficiency. WE COULD RULE THE WORLD.
A Anglo-German alliance would be, very, very interesting. Imagine an army with German made tanks and weaponry, with British made aircraft and ships, all led by German strategic brilliance under the leadership of British resolve- possibly histories most lethal army, all
spear-headed by British special forces bad-assery. DarkLordDevon has just come up with a rather brilliant idea.
 

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The United States would help out Canada, we're buds. Of course, they did threaten against us as recently as 2003, and in fact hold the world record for "Most Times Invading Canada" (1, or 2-ish).

So perhaps the States might invade us. In that case, I'd want the UK to help us. It worked in the war of 1812, and if anyone has a navy to beat the US, it's the Brits.
 

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As wack as it may sound, if the US were to be invaded, I would want China on my side. We owe them a helluva lot of money, and the Chinese would see us as a valuable asset. Unless they were tired of our borrowing tactics...
 

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Chamale said:
The United States would help out Canada, we're buds. Of course, they did threaten against us as recently as 2003, and in fact hold the world record for "Most Times Invading Canada" (1, or 2-ish).

So perhaps the States might invade us. In that case, I'd want the UK to help us. It worked in the war of 1812, and if anyone has a navy to beat the US, it's the Brits.
Don't worry man were cool............for now.
 

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Teddy Roosevelt said:
lostzombies.com said:
Teddy Roosevelt said:
I would go to Germany, because the Bundeswehr is the second largest of the armed forces in NATO aside from the US, and I find their equipment to be better than the French, who have the largest NATO military aside from the US.
eh? The UK has the largest military in NATO aside from the US and has the second most powerful power projection ability in the world (the US being the first)
Not even close. The UK only has about 435,500 soldiers total. France has 779,450, and the German Bundeswehr has 683,150.

But, it does have the largest air force and navy in Europe, so that makes it pretty damn strong, but if we are fighting China then they could easily surpass Britain in power projection if they wanted to. They can't now, but China has a lot to work with. If we are fighting Russia, then I definitely want the UK on my side, but against China, Germany is the way to go.

Actually, no. The USAF and the navy can hold its own, so I want a large NATO power with damn good weapons, so Germany it is.
Links to back up those numbers please

in terms of power projection China can do nothing to anyone apart from sending 3 men on a rubber dingy to beat up monks/students
 

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Mucinex-D said:
From the U.S.A. and I would choose Israel. I love their tactics and they have quite a formidable fighting force. And let's not forget the plethora of Jewish jokes that could be had. Alternatively I would choose Britain. I love those crazy brits.
I'm with this guy. You just don't mess with the Mossad.
 

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Spygon said:
The USA i am from the uk so it pretty easy to see why.We take the piss out of each other often but when shit hits the fan its normally the nation that is with us side by side.
reverse the names for my response.
 

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hittite said:
Mucinex-D said:
From the U.S.A. and I would choose Israel. I love their tactics and they have quite a formidable fighting force. And let's not forget the plethora of Jewish jokes that could be had. Alternatively I would choose Britain. I love those crazy brits.
I'm with this guy. You just don't mess with the Mossad.

The jokes would make for good morale.
 

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Cliff_m85 said:
I'm in America, so I'd say that we wouldn't need any allies because we are far superior to any country in the world. Infact, we should be the ones invading. First Canada, then England, then the WORLD!!!! MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*coughs*

I guess maybe Canada would help.
No, no we won't. And since I predict that the USA will invade us...

I'll take Russia. But basically everyone will take an excuse to attack the USA ^_^
 

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America would not need any help for a mainland invasion. What was that quote? "You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass."
 

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Seriphina said:
The UK isn't a country... There are 4 countries there. U are cheating. America however can come to our side any day being that u are many!
America is two continents.So you're cheating.

OT:I would say Germany.Seeing as most former shots at warfare have gone pretty well for them.
 

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I am an American of the United States, and I would choose The Republic of France to aid us.

Fuck y'all with your stereotype of the French having a piss-poor military. They've got a damn effective one, and the only reason this stereotype happened is because of a certain headline.... oh.... what was it......
[HEADING=3]FRANCE DEFEATED BY GERMANY IN WWII[/HEADING]
Which was basically..... Oh, what was it...... That's right! A SUCKER PUNCH! And even THEN the citizens of France were so patriotic and courageous that they formed a resistance and fought back!

People with THAT much fight in them are exactly the people I want covering my back should my country be invaded.
 

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Well I'm America so I guess I'd ask French to back me up......

*starts to laugh hysterically

Yeah right I'm going with Japan because they are some crazy motherfuckers.
 

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If I wasn't torn down, I'm sure I'd be mighty trustworthy ;D
 

lostzombies.com

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Portal Maniac said:
I am an American of the United States, and I would choose The Republic of France to aid us.

Fuck y'all with your stereotype of the French having a piss-poor military. They've got a damn effective one, and the only reason this stereotype happened is because of a certain headline.... oh.... what was it......
[HEADING=3]FRANCE DEFEATED BY GERMANY IN WWII[/HEADING]
Which was basically..... Oh, what was it...... That's right! A SUCKER PUNCH! And even THEN the citizens of France were so patriotic and courageous that they formed a resistance and fought back!

People with THAT much fight in them are exactly the people I want covering my back should my country be invaded.
I guess waterloo and the 100 years war was a sucker punch too right :D

they citizens of France were also so patriotic and couragous that half the country became the state of vichy France and openly fought with the Nazis against the allies and exported french jews...