INVASION!!!!!! What country do you trust to help?

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real life potato

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Khaiseri said:
I'm not supposed to start a flame war, but I'm from Mexico and I'd love to declare war on the USA, and ask support from EVERY other country in the world.
If you want to know why, try to learn a little more history about the relations between the USA and Mexico and you'll understand me why.
Still, I'd doubt that will happen, and I do not really want to declare war on anything, but the USA is the one which I would like more, every other country is fine to me.
I know it's all theoretical, but if Mexico declared war on America, Mexican shit would EXPLODE in the fan. Countries around the globe would be required to assist the US (what assistance we would need), and retribution upon the Mexicans would be swift and brutal.
 

Mr.PlanetEater

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Canada, because it always helps to have a million dog sled teams. To help devour my enemies, oh and Curling bombs across no man's land will help great deals. That or England because, America and England are like brother and sister even if we did fight them over 200 years ago. (But really, who holds a grudge against a country for that long?)

Also three more reason why Canada would be an amazing ally,
1.) They're pretty good at burning down capitols
2.) They've actually got a quite skilled military force even if they're currently deconstructing their navy
3.) It's fucking Canada they're the second biggest land mass in the world besides Russia.
 

KissofKetchup

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SimuLord said:
If the US is invaded and we can't handle things ourselves, it's hard to imagine any country on Earth helping us in any meaningful way.

If the big bad Chinese are here...or the Russians...who's gonna help us, Canada?
Actually, Canada's military is pretty good. And this is coming from an American.
 

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Khaiseri said:
I'm not supposed to start a flame war, but I'm from Mexico and I'd love to declare war on the USA, and ask support from EVERY other country in the world.
If you want to know why, try to learn a little more history about the relations between the USA and Mexico and you'll understand me why.
Still, I'd doubt that will happen, and I do not really want to declare war on anything, but the USA is the one which I would like more, every other country is fine to me.
"Hey everybody! We are attacking the world's greatest super power even though we can't even police our own territory! Want to come lend a hand?"
 

Crimsonsniper

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Khaiseri said:
I'm not supposed to start a flame war, but I'm from Mexico and I'd love to declare war on the USA, and ask support from EVERY other country in the world.
If you want to know why, try to learn a little more history about the relations between the USA and Mexico and you'll understand me why.
Still, I'd doubt that will happen, and I do not really want to declare war on anything, but the USA is the one which I would like more, every other country is fine to me.
Don't worry you won't be starting much of a flame war with this. Although you may get quite a few responses you may not like, but surely deserve.
 

maninahat

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Excuses. It's their fault they failed to properly prepare for any type of invasion. They just let the nazis maneuver around it? And after a year of preparation they shouldn't have had too much smaller an army than Germany. I'm not saying 1 on 1 that France should have won, but as quickly and easily as they fell? And I knew about the Maginot line, but that isn't much help when you can just walk around it now is it? Yes I know it wasn't that simple but France really should have seen it coming. There's no excuse why after one year of building up defenses your country falls after 2 or 3 months. I wouldn't call the German tactics a sucker punch, I would call it common sense. Or stupidity on Frances part, you be the judge. Why pass through the enemy lines when it's easier to go around. France has been a joke since Napoleon in my opinion. They did okay in WW1 but were extremely close to falling early in the war even then.
Germany went around the Maginot line by illegally passing forces through neutral countries. An effective and clever tactic, but also one that "broke the rules". It might seem silly that wars have any rules at all, but even Germany had a tendency to uphold these sort of agreements (like refusing to fight under false flags). This out-maneuvering, which had been predicted, though the British and French forces expected an attack furhter south, allowed Germany to blitzkreig their way into France. The mobile assault by the German's worked much akin to "Shock-and-Awe" tactics - an overwhelming display of power which surprised and demoralised the Allied forces.

You talk about one year being enough to mobilise and rebuild an army - yet in the context, Germany had been rebuilding its forces for a number of years. France could not just pull together a massive, modern army even in a year's time. Britain, likewise, had undergone preperations long in advance (such as pouring funds into the airforce), but was still woefully deficient. Britain went into the war with crappy, ineffectual post WWI tanks. Had all that money not been spent on the airforce, Britain would have still been using bi-planes (the navy used dated bi-plane models throughout the war).

Why wasn't the UK and France better equipped? Well, they (like Germany) were still recovering from a serious Depression. Britain could bearly afford spending all that cash on the airforce in the first place. France had the added problem of trying to rebuild it's country, which was damaged more so than any other by the First World War. The governments of both countries would not have been able to justify building up massive forces in such an economically unstable period, especially as the concept of another war right after was abhorrant to the post WWI public. Germany however had the opposite philosophy - humiliated and crippled by WWI, the people were more than willing to "take back their land and pride". To the nazi population, military action seemed not only justifiable, but patriotic.
 

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Portal Maniac said:
I am an American of the United States, and I would choose The Republic of France to aid us.

Fuck y'all with your stereotype of the French having a piss-poor military. They've got a damn effective one, and the only reason this stereotype happened is because of a certain headline.... oh.... what was it......
[HEADING=3]FRANCE DEFEATED BY GERMANY IN WWII[/HEADING]
Which was basically..... Oh, what was it...... That's right! A SUCKER PUNCH! And even THEN the citizens of France were so patriotic and courageous that they formed a resistance and fought back!

People with THAT much fight in them are exactly the people I want covering my back should my country be invaded.
do you really think a country that hates Americans (or just anyone related to the British besides Germans) will help that's probably why no one picked them because a good amount of them hate everyone that's American or British their idea is if you speak English you're British
 

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I'm from America and I'll trust the UK. Partly due to their large military budget, partially due to the fact that they also speak English, and partially due to the fact that they also like Monty Python.
 

dodo1331

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I think North Korea and Iran would be pretty quick to help the US.

Seriously though: The UK.
 

Superior Mind

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Australia. ANZAC spirit doncha know. Likewise if Australia got invaded I'd be sent off to fight for them too.
 

The Austin

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Well, if I could choose anyone, I would choose Russia, but you said that I can't do that...

So I pick Israel. Those guys are bad-ass.
 

real life potato

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Mr.PlanetEater said:
Canada, because it always helps to have a million dog sled teams. To help devour my enemies, oh and Curling bombs across no man's land will help great deals. That or England because, America and England are like brother and sister even if we did fight them over 200 years ago. (But really, who holds a grudge against a country for that long?)

Also three more reason why Canada would be an amazing ally,
1.) They're pretty good at burning down capitols
2.) They've actually got a quite skilled military force even if they're currently deconstructing their navy
3.) It's fucking Canada they're the second biggest land mass in the world besides Russia.
Russia has the biggest landmass, yet they are quite adept at losing hundreds of thousands of soldiers in wars.

EDIT: Would you really want that on your side? Sure, maybe you can crush the invader with numbers, but that only goes so far.
 

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Hmm, Mother Russia invaded, well, since we've pissed off most of the world, I think the US would really be able to help, perhaps even most of NATO. Ah how times change.
 

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The Madman said:
When those mean ol' Americans decided to invade Canadian land in 1812
You do know that was actually just a bunch of drunk Irish immigrants, right?
 

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Spygon said:
The USA i am from the uk so it pretty easy to see why.We take the piss out of each other often but when shit hits the fan its normally the nation that is with us side by side.
They'll turn up like 3 years late though.