Invent your sidekick

[Jim Grim]

A blob of some kind of putty. It could change shape and be anything. Anything.

 

[LordMoose]

Could i have Tali?
I could really use a beautiful and brilliant engineer here to help me in college.

 

[Twad]

An unlimited health potion.

Do I win yet?

Win what? The oddest sidekick ever award. A walking health potion? Hopefully he doesn't accidently trip, break his glass body, and spill out his infinite liquid.

Oh, the image just sprung up in my head;

OH, YEAAHH!! (Kool-aid reference)

 

[Macgyvercas]

This guy.

Spoiler

The whole world would tremble before our combined might! *Maniacal laugh*

 

[Vrex360]

A Sangheili weilding an energy sword + beam rifle wearing the Aesthetic harness. Notably a lot smaller and faster then me and better used to set up a perimiter, also uses healing techniques on me.

 

[Aerodynamic]

A dog! Definitely. Kind of like the Mabari in DA:O or

Spoiler

Dogmeat in Fallout 3

I second this, a dog wont betray me and will die by my side if need be.

 

[RatRace123]

A unicorn, with a flaming horn and mane, and a chaingun attached to his left pec, and an aircraft carrier on his right. He has fists instead of hooves, and he poops grenades. His name is Sparkles.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Something that'll keep my company between missions, and household jobs.

Hence, my avatar.

 

[khaimera]

An unlimited health potion.

Do I win yet?

Win what? The oddest sidekick ever award. A walking health potion? Hopefully he doesn't accidently trip, break his glass body, and spill out his infinite liquid.

Oh, the image just sprung up in my head;

OH, YEAAHH!! (Kool-aid reference)

I hate when my juice wears tights.

That is my favorite Dane Cook joke. I can't think of the cool aid guy without thinking of him. As much as he sucks, his old standup isn't bad.

OH Yeahhh

 

[The Warden]

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Possibly a shape shifting robot.

(edit)
That never talks

 

[BlumiereBleck]

ROBIN! or Gir

 

[Jark212]

Could i have Tali?
I could really use a beautiful and brilliant engineer here to help me in college.

Yes, Hell yes...

Spoiler: For size

 

[UnearthedArcana]

A gun.

To the spirit of the question, my sidekick would be an alcoholic clown with a shotgun. I pay him in vodka.

 

[Bloody Crimson]

A nice, attractive young man that heals, attacks, and loves me.

That or just Tsukasa.

 

[Siuki]

An unlimited health potion.

Do I win yet?

Win what? The oddest sidekick ever award. A walking health potion? Hopefully he doesn't accidently trip, break his glass body, and spill out his infinite liquid.

Flood the world with health potion! FLOOD IT!

But no one would die! Its like the "Can someone die in the Fountain of Life" conundrum. Mine would be a Clank type character, or a companion that does its own thing and, well, is a robot. Clank only passing Claptrap by a few inches.

 

[Hollock]

a mountable t-rex in a butler suit and derby hat with a frog tongue that will grab shit for me while I'm riding him because "I can't reach stuff from up here!"

 

[Parallel Streaks]

A small puppet I keep on my left hand called Mr. Vasquez, I will treat him like a totally separate entity and will expect everyone else to do so. Pointing out that it is not in fact an independent being will trigger a brief tantrum and then sobbing in the corner.

 

[firedfns13]

Banana Jack? (Sentry Gun's name)
How about Floyde or Hank? (Name for choppers in Cod)?
Can I get a flying Iowa class battleship?
Or my own Carrier battle group?

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

A bottle of Vodka and a shot gun are my sidekicks.