Invisibility or Flight?

[Fronken]

Flight, easily, that way i'd never have to pay bus fairs and stuff like that anymore, and i would be able to scare the living fuck out of my friends by jumping out from a window at a party only to take flight right at the ground and land on my feet xD

 

[Altorin]

I'd never pay for bus fairs if I were invisible either.. I'd steal a black tinted car, and just drive around... if I ever get pulled over, I'd wait for him to return to his car to radio in or whatever, and then slip out of the car, then go stalking off...

Or I'd steal a bike for lulz.

or sit in the passenger seat of a limo

 

[Kraj]

flight. with a superpower like that, you wouldn't :need: to sneak into a changing room. there are plenty of gals out there who are ready to hitch up their skirts for a guy with superpowers.

 

[Altorin]

flight. with a superpower like that, you wouldn't :need: to sneak into a changing room. there are plenty of gals out there who are ready to hitch up their skirts for a guy with superpowers.

what if we'd prefer to sneak into a change room?

 

[joswie]

Its really a question over whether or not you want freedom from nature (flight), or freedom from sciety (invisibility). I am more than a bit of an oddball in my community, so invisibility all the way.

 

[milomalo]

flight... why this post... didnt have a poll?

 

[Altorin]

because polls are so overused the legit polls dont want to add to the pile of them

 

[TheLividDead]

Flight always, much more fun!

 

[Sennz0r]

I assume invisibility is controllable just like flight or both would have major drawbacks.

I'm gonna go with invisibility for a couple reasons:

Girls' changing rooms; 'nuff said
Still in school so; test answers anyone?
Embarrass people in all ways

And the list could go on and on..

 

[ManiacRaccoon]

Well, I haven't seen it here yet but I have to mention it.
One summer I worked at a summer camp in Wisconsin and they would always ask you questions in front of the rest of the staff just for fun. Things along the lines of "toilet paper: do you put the roll so you get the paper from under or over the roll?" and other such harmless questions. Actually the only one I remember besides the toilet paper is the "invisibility or flight" question, and the correct answer: "Invisibility, because everyone knows, if you're invisible, you fly for free."

I chose invisibility for many reasons, including some of the trickery mentioned above, but you have to admit, they have a point.

 

[jeremyTH]

Invisibility.simple.(Nudge nudge wink wink)

 

[Celiais]

i would chose flight due to the main fact i want big black bat wings or black feathered wings...the ability to be invisible would be great cause u could rob a bank and do really funny stuff to people without them noing it was u....but i stil would prefer to be able to fly jus cause like its flying for f#@k sake

 

[Amnestic]

"toilet paper: do you put the roll so you get the paper from under or over the roll?

Over, definetly.

 

[Archaeology Hat]

Invisibility.

I dont want to be shot down for violating air trafic control laws or flying over restricted airspace without knowing it. Not to mention no-one need know if I'm invisible = no unwanted attention.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Flight, when you're invisible, you can still be found, but with flight, you can just "vanish".

 

[anNIALLator]

Flight, but only if it's Superman -esqe. You could make a decent living out of it. You could leave for school/work really late and take another hour in bed.

 

[UnterHund]

I'd pick Invisibility over flight.
Flight is for posers, show-offs, and beingshot down because some retard things you're a small plane heading for another skyscraper.
Invisibility is for being able to blow those skyscrapers up because no one will see you put the bombs there, also it leaves more options for theft, robbery, spying, murdering etc.. (There is another thing that starts with r and is considered "not nice" which would also be pretty easy if your invisible.)
Some might be shocked by the possibilities I am listing here but if I'd really got my hands on invisibility, you'd be fools to think I'd just live a boring normal life with a few little thiefish doings...I'd go crazy, leaving a trail of bodys behind me.
(Should pay attention to heat detectors though, those could be a problem...)

So long
UnterHund

 

[ManiacRaccoon]

"toilet paper: do you put the roll so you get the paper from under or over the roll?

Over, definetly.

You know they always said that was the right answer, but they never explained why, they always just groaned when someone said "under." I guess this was part of another joke that no one told me.

UnderHund I doubt as many are shocked as you think, they are probably just too polite or frightened to list those things. At least you are honest. Watch out for motion-trackers too, I think I would rather have one of those than thermal goggles if an invisible killer was on the loose.

 

[sirdiealot88]

Invisibility - I'm scared of heights you see, I know that I would have no reason to be scared if I couldn't fall - but I rarely work so logically

 

[jeremyTH]

How about the secret 3rd option BOTH!