Ipod Saves Girl's Life

[Hazy]

I'll say...twenty bucks that it happens within the next three thunderstorms. Or she goes kite flying in a tornado.

I'll say she buys a Zune and her Ipod emits electricity instead of delivering music relief.

It's a bet!
*shakes*
But I think no matter what, we'll both win in the end.

No doubt.

 

[Leorex]

Maybe, its possible that the song she was listening to was just So bad, that the lightning redirected it's path in an attempt to neutralize the sound, instead of taking lives.

the power of Thor is REAL

 

[Hazy]

Maybe, its possible that the song she was listening to was just So bad, that the lightning redirected it's path in an attempt to neutralize the sound, instead of taking lives.

the power of Thor is REAL

Either that, or Soulja Boy.
He has finally saved a life.. after taking so many..

 

[Neonbob]

Maybe, its possible that the song she was listening to was just So bad, that the lightning redirected it's path in an attempt to neutralize the sound, instead of taking lives.

the power of Thor is REAL

Yon wee vixen is displaying a complete disregard for my mighty power! By the Allfather, this shall not stand!
*nails girl*
Ten points for the Odinson!

 

[scotth266]

She is so fucking <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.120306?page=3#2358896>Christian...

That was entirely uncalled for. Religious bigotry has no more standing here than sex jokes.

The girl got lucky. I hope that she learns from the experience.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Maybe, its possible that the song she was listening to was just So bad, that the lightning redirected it's path in an attempt to neutralize the sound, instead of taking lives.

Damn you Soulja boy! You shall not take another life!

...yeah, that had to be said.
Who wants to bet that she won't learn a thing from this ordeal?

I'll put money down on that.

I'll say...twenty bucks that it happens within the next three thunderstorms. Or she goes kite flying in a tornado.

I'll say she buys a Zune and her Ipod emits electricity instead of delivering music relief.

I bet my death ray on that

 

[WorldCritic]

This would make an interesting story to tell friends.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

I feel I have to be the wet blanket and point out that sheltering from a thunderstorm under a tree was phenomenally stupid.

Yeah, no freaking kidding.
Human stupidity amazes me.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Was reading the paper this morning and found this story in an article:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090619/tuk-lightning-teenager-saved-by-ipod-6323e80.html
For all the naysayers out there who think teens spend too much time listening to their Ipods

Actually, if they had spent less time listening to her iPoo and MORE TIME PAYING ATTENTION, she wouldn't have been so dumb as to hide UNDER A TREE IN A LIGHTING STORM. She is so fucking <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.120306?page=3#2358896>Christian...

I lol'ed.

More so when I read the post you linked there.

The tallest thing near you is not ideal for shelter during a LIGHTNING storm.

Even if you did just see it get hit by lightning before you got there, it's most likely on fire now...

 

[ExaltedK9]

I feel I have to be the wet blanket and point out that sheltering from a thunderstorm under a tree was phenomenally stupid.

yeah, its also kind of a cliché isnt it? XD

Well, it worked out fine this time. Lets just chalk it up as blind (extremely blind) luck.

 

[scotth266]

It is not bigotry when you were one, and also, did you read the thread, or did you just go off half-cocked because I made a joke at someone's expense?

I take it you've let these [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116827] slip your mind, because I'm pretty sure that inflammatory comments are not permitted, and a joke at someone's expense is just that.

If you had read the link, it was a reference to Retarded being banned, and an insult to the Religious Nuts who shoot people because they "commit Murder." It is a bit of me trying to get a new word added to the Offensive List, and me poking fun at the very people who would put it there...

I clicked the link before posting the previous message, on the off-chance that it was actually a clever in-joke. Instead, it was what I expected: a cheap shot that demeans a particular religious group.

 

[jasoncyrus]

Honestly...the kid deserved to die if she was stupid enough to shelter under a TREE in a lightning storm. Those things EXPLODE (because of the rapid expansion of the sap due to the heat caused by the current flowing through it) when struck by lightning. Thats why you are told NOT to shelter under them -.- Natural selection foiled by technology once more.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

iPods are getting some good press because of this... now it's time for a PSP or a DS to save somebody's life.

 

[stompythebeast]

Let's see a Zune do THAT

win. Sir, here is your cookie.

 

[m_jim]

do you think that voids her warenty?

because they wouldnt give me a new one for dropping it. id be pissed if they give her a new one for being a compleate dumb ass.

For getting a headline that reads "Ipod Saves Girl's Life," I think that Apple needs to send her a new one.

 

[Paragon Fury]

This not a miracle.

This is technology mucking up natural selection again.

This girl should be a Darwin Award winner, not a news headline.

 

[Zenode]

First off all why were they under a tree while in a lightning storm that what you DONT do, if you somehow get caught in a lightning storm best thing is to get in the middle of a plain and lay down flat

 

[Zersy]

Well she owes her boyfreind "alot" for saving her

hehehehe

 

[SnowCold]

I guess god doesn't like iPods

This not a miracle.

This is technology mucking up natural selection again.

This girl should be a Darwin Award winner, not a news headline.

Drawin awards are given to people who die in very stupied ways (like a guy who put alot of helium balloons on a chair, sat on it, flew up and freezed to death)