Irn Bru!

[MinimanZombie]

*Flips Desk* Fuck! How can these uneducated fools not know of the one true beverage? We must initiate a quest! A quest to inform those in the coldest caves, to the hottest valleys! We can not rest, nor can we drink anything but this marvelous beverage that is, "Irn Bru". How many of you will travel with me? It may be treacherous, even perilous, but it will be worth it. Because by next year, there will be no water supplies, only Irn Bru.

 

[Gypsybob]

Irn Bru is the best non-alcoholic drink to grace this Earth. I love the stuff. I don't know how but diet irn bru is the best hangover cure EVER.

 

[DanielBrown]

Holy monkeyballs, I gotta try that when I'm in Scotland!

We Swedes have something special as well though; Julmust!

Aaaaw, hell yeah! That shit is well worth waiting 11 months every year for(though we got Påskmust aswell, sold during Easter, which is the exact same thing)!
You might be able to find it at your local IKEA during Christmas.

 

[Da Orky Man]

I picked up a can for the first time in years a few days ago, in the on sale section of Co-Op. It tasted somewhat more watery than I remember. Could it be the House of Bru is failing?

 

[Joe Deadman]

Heh funny thing is im drinking Iron Brew right now.

That's right not Irn-Bru but a cheap supermarket knock off that's actually spelt correctly, where is your god now!?!?

 

[Total LOLige]

I picked up a can for the first time in years a few days ago, in the on sale section of Co-Op. It tasted somewhat more watery than I remember. Could it be the House of Bru is failing?

You got a shit batch, there are a few shit bottles I've tasted. Are you in Scotland or England? because the Irn Bru in england is worse than Scottish Irn Bru.

 

[Calcium]

I'm trying to think of how to describe Irn Bru too now... It's like... sugar and... is it macabre to say like that metalic taste in blood? In fact no need to answer that, that's completely macabre.

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

CHICAGO!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_River_(soft_drink)

That is all.

 

[Pinkamena]

Now you gave me a sad... My tastebuds have never froliced in the tasty sweat of God.

 

[wooty]

I disagree my good man, THIS is the true nature of pure refreshment.

Thats right, melon cream soda. So tasty, so refreshing, so intriguing, so mourish and..............only sold far far away

[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/525/img0088qv.jpg/]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

*Flips Desk* Fuck! How can these uneducated fools not know of the one true beverage? We must initiate a quest! A quest to inform those in the coldest caves, to the hottest valleys! We can not rest, nor can we drink anything but this marvelous beverage that is, "Irn Bru". How many of you will travel with me? It may be treacherous, even perilous, but it will be worth it. Because by next year, there will be no water supplies, only Irn Bru.

This is a cause worth dying for.

Heh funny thing is im drinking Iron Brew right now.

That's right not Irn-Bru but a cheap supermarket knock off that's actually spelt correctly, where is your god now!?!?

Really dude?

Really?

Irn Bru isn't expensive to begin with...

 

[Karma168]

There is no denying the greatness of the bru and the sorry state of affairs in countries that do not sell it. I live close to the English border and even there i Struggle to find it in some places, it's disgraceful!

There was a story the other day about the band Biffy Clyro shipping a years supply out to LA due to the poor locals could not provide them with the glorious nectar of the gods.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I disagree my good man, THIS is the true nature of pure refreshment.

Thats right, melon cream soda. So tasty, so refreshing, so intriguing, so mourish and..............only sold far far away

[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/525/img0088qv.jpg/]

I'm...

Intrigued.

Curious and curiouser.

 

[Joe Deadman]

Heh funny thing is im drinking Iron Brew right now.

That's right not Irn-Bru but a cheap supermarket knock off that's actually spelt correctly, where is your god now!?!?

Really dude?

Really?

Irn Bru isn't expensive to begin with...

Meh I don't do the shopping so yeah...

Still it tastes ok so im not gonna complain

 

[Da Orky Man]

I picked up a can for the first time in years a few days ago, in the on sale section of Co-Op. It tasted somewhat more watery than I remember. Could it be the House of Bru is failing?

You got a shit batch, there are a few shit bottles I've tasted. Are you in Scotland or England? because the Irn Bru in england is worse than Scottish Irn Bru.

Oi, who's calling me English? I'm Welsh!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Heh funny thing is im drinking Iron Brew right now.

That's right not Irn-Bru but a cheap supermarket knock off that's actually spelt correctly, where is your god now!?!?

Really dude?

Really?

Irn Bru isn't expensive to begin with...

Meh I don't do the shopping so yeah...

Still it tastes ok so im not gonna complain

tastes ok so im not gonna complain

tastes ok

This is why we don't have colonies on Mars yet or jetpacks.

Because everything is 'Ok'.

[sub]You're bad and you should feel bad.[/sub]

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Daystar, this thread made me laugh so much.

Irn Bru is truly the drink of the God's and a real man's beverage. Which is why I have two 2 litre bottles sitting 3 feet away from me.

Honestly, I've always loved Irn Bru but for some reason never really drank it that much. Lately however I've been addicted to the stuff, it's all I've been drinking. We should never have let the English get their hands on it. It belongs to the Scottish!

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Aw sweet, I remember this stuff from the last time I visited Edinborough. Stuff was everywhere, even in the icecream. Had to put it down for a bit though once I started seeing giant bird-men bursting through the walls of my hotel...

No, not that one! This one:

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Daystar, this thread made me laugh so much.

Irn Bru is truly the drink of the God's and a real man's beverage. Which is why I have two 2 litre bottles sitting 3 feet away from me.

Honestly, I've always loved Irn Bru but for some reason never really drank it that much. Lately however I've been addicted to the stuff, it's all I've been drinking. We should never have let the English get their hands on it. It belongs to the Scottish!

We gave you a wall.

The least you can do is share your beverages with us.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Daystar, this thread made me laugh so much.

Irn Bru is truly the drink of the God's and a real man's beverage. Which is why I have two 2 litre bottles sitting 3 feet away from me.

Honestly, I've always loved Irn Bru but for some reason never really drank it that much. Lately however I've been addicted to the stuff, it's all I've been drinking. We should never have let the English get their hands on it. It belongs to the Scottish!

We gave you a wall.

The least you can do is share your beverages with us.

Irn Bru is worth more than a wall.